A strong family is when you argue only about one thing – who will be on top.

On the advice of the prime minister, the sister went to business - a seller in a small store "bread and vodka".

Being a woman from birth extremely delicate and polite, from the very first day she understood how much everything is started in our kingdom. Buyers of Hamlet. Hamili is not because they were sold something wrong or overwhelmed, but Hamili is simply by nature. Well, our dear average Russian can not do two things: not spit his mouth in the olive and not hide others.
When the alkashi are chanted, it is understandable at least somehow a drunk person who does not control himself. But why the teenagers cheat, why the women cheat, making themselves out in front of their companions, was completely unclear.

The weapon was found in the person of the husband-employee of the RWD. No, he didn’t run around the store with the face of a petcantrop guard, he didn’t run with a gun after the hamas. The husband just hung a video camera over the shelf and recorded everything that was happening. The next ham did not force himself to wait long - after being loaded up and habitually placed on the seller's mat, he was firmly fixed by the approaching police officer. The seller immediately wrote a statement and after a quick trial, the ham left for 15 days. On the first day, the local alkas did not count two dozen of their comrades of both sexes. The struggles for the culture and purity of the Russian language went with stunning success.Already a week later, the owner of the store noted the growth of revenue-shoppers, without risking to be beaten or worn, became longer in the store and bought more.

The trouble came from where you did not expect it. A month after the innovation in the store, the head of the row in anger called on the carpet everyone he could reach. The cause was the explosive increase in the number of people planted on the "huliganka". But God is there and he proved it, directly during the "discovery of flights" the chief was called from the headquarters and congratulated with the rise in the rank for the sharp decrease in criminal crimes in the area.

The chief was not Lobachevsky, but was able to establish a direct relationship between those who left for 15 days and a 30-percent reduction in crime in the area. Employees were asked to work out a new method and spread it to the entire territory of the district-the head of the roads is very keen to become a general.

He wanted to go to the extrasensus, but something doubted his capabilities and changed his mind. Soon came the SMS:
“Well in vain.”

After asking how I was dealing with the exhibition, I had to look at the news. There I learned that in our country, in addition to the committee of unborn soldier mothers, there is a union of non-serving officers.

And if in the dark a dog runs on you, you can get a lighter (if any) and light it in front of the dog.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Illuminating the goal?

zzz: If a dog smokes, it will shrink from such politeness, smoke, thank and go on with its affairs.

One of the recent CSKA matches. The soldiers do something strange in someone else's penalty, did not score a true goal. Slucki is shown: it crumbles like Fuko's pendulum, and the whole screen is seen as a whisper: "Blia-ja-ja! I am so happy!"
There is a short pause in the comment, during which the speaker apparently decides whether to leave the show without a comment, or to say something, after which he issues:
We only have to guess what Leonid Slutsky talked about with his assistant Victor Onopko..."

Title: "NASA has discovered water geysers in Europe".
First comment: not in Europe, but in Europe.