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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54102
 28.09.2011
I went to receive a military ticket to the military commissariat, there I was written a military specialty:

Who are you by profession?
Economist of information systems.
The accountant?
Manager of Information Systems Economist.
Information engineer?
Manager of Information Systems Economist.
I’ll write you a burial! Take a spade and dig the tranches!
- Okay, write a accountant... >_<

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54101
 28.09.2011
- Loшара you...what do we play with you on ballayka?? to
- i translated what you said, i don't understand what loshara means.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №54100
 28.09.2011
Amssterdam: cold in the days, respectively, the nose is stuck, in the throat caca, the voice... Gigurda smokes less nervously. So, I’m sitting at work, the phone rings, I pick up the phone and I say, “Allo, I’m listening to you,” and at the end of the wire there’s a woman’s voice: “Oh shit, Lord! Who is it?!" and guts... hospital what to take...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №54099
 28.09.2011
The technician is listening. What is your problem?
We have Nate Probleem!
What does not work, what is the subject of the application?
We have all work!
So why call?
Internet is not connected.
What mode do you have?
The square...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №54098
 28.09.2011
Not by Ilya
I walk on the street.
Three alcoholics are:
Sir, can I address you with a mercantile request?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54097
 28.09.2011
The New Pilgrims. They are going.
The body is covered with a simple shirt.
Hi you beautiful. We are lost here.
Can you tell me which side of this is Nahui?

by Sir_archet

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54096
 28.09.2011
1: What are you so serious?
2: I didn’t have a powdered sauce :/

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54095
 28.09.2011
I: cooked Poir for 800 rubles for 100 grams. It has to be delicious =)
J: I think he should get up from the cupboard and still sing to you and massage the collar zone.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54094
 28.09.2011

Alexander is
You know, how did I know yesterday that I was bothered?trapped the calf and blew on it)))) she even removed me from contact)))

Jan is
I will be back in 5 minutes :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54093
 28.09.2011
Lena, you are extreme! Oh the clown!I have to be different and surprise my husband.

Lena: I was so surprised that he almost said Matt!!!! to

Anya: My husband said so to me - I will not sleep with the boy!!! So I pulled the band... and slept in it.)

Lena: You won’t believe, my too was afraid to get on the slippery path of the homosiatine! Until I caught it myself.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №54092
 28.09.2011
Question: He ended up in me, what should I do?
Zygot, Zygot, go from me to Fedot, from Fedot to Jacob, from Jacob to everyone. Read three times.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54091
 28.09.2011
The advertising banner. literally.
"The Bracelet of Force.
Increases endurance and physical strength. Increases attention and accuracy. Reduces the fatigue. It helps fight chronic pain. It increases immunity. It blocks the effects of stress. It gives clarity to thoughts."
Soon there will appear some kinds of clothes and so on.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54090
 28.09.2011
Hello as health.
MasterYods: generally the fucking, eaten yesterday like a cattle licking a bite, and tomorrow again to go bite.
What is the reason for tomorrow?
Did you get grey??? Tomorrow is my doctor!! to
I'm afraid to get upset, but we've actually noticed it yesterday.)
The Master: O_O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54089
 28.09.2011
Today in the courtyard heard a conversation of two apparently deaf grandparents.

D1: Eggs are itching
D2: What is it?? to
D1: Eggs are scratched
Q2: Does my grandson have a shell??? The milk has fallen, the roots are cut

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54088
 28.09.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Prive
As a deal
WOW :
He sits quietly in the corner.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
who sits
WOW :
Deal
has now gone out
Give a second
I need to get him back in the corner.
Last time he broke my closet.
I am going to look for a tattoo.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
as Lila
WOW :
Lila is fine too.
Sitting in the corner opposite.
I tied her, or she’s too bullish.
Okay, I went to catch a deal, Poké.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №54087
 28.09.2011
In Odessa’s clinic, an article begins with the words: “Research shows that the first five minutes of life are the most risky.” The pencil reads, “The last five minutes are not too safe.”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №54086
 28.09.2011
It’s not a cute limited girl, it’s a fairy fuck with a snail in the head.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54085
 28.09.2011
Introduction to Psychological Control. One of the tasks was to define the term. Parnishe caught the term contact, but he read it both compact, and wrote "it is a set of dimensions, athletic skills and human flexibility".
Prepod put him 5 for just one of these definitions.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №54084
 28.09.2011
Russia as an airliner: the commander and the second pilot in turn take control, the autopilot is absent, access to the crew cabin for passengers is strictly prohibited - sometimes a stewardess runs through, delivering food, coffee and mines to pilots; power units are driven by pedaling passengers, as fuel is sold to pay for crew services. The dissatisfied have the opportunity to descend at any time, but the parachutes are not issued and the aircraft does not land.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №54083
 28.09.2011
> Anchorage (09:24:33 28/09/2011)
> the employee
> appears to be quite adequate
> made a salary card
> in the bank questionnaire in the check question column he asked "what is in the black box?", and in the answer "castrated crocodiles";
and gt;
> the accountant caught his head how she would be lucky this in the bank...

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