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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70728
 28.09.2012
Women’s Psychological Forum. A huge paragraph of someone's mental outbursts: she is pathologically afraid of the cockroaches and this psychological barrier prevents her from having a child. Lots of advice and sympathy. Children’s cakes are just a charm, it’s quite another thing.
The best comment consisted of 3 words: "All opposed to g...but".

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70727
 28.09.2012
I will fly to Cyprus tomorrow.
aesorokin: by work
Is it possible to buy something interesting?
Dimgel: Magnetics and Hule

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №70726
 28.09.2012
From the forum:
Q: Who will help? MPU CANON 4320 D rubbed paper.I need to restore the former state,who will take?
ууу: We carefully remove the sheet from the printer, moisturize the steam, smooth out the utyug, glue PVA to the spot of the rupture. It is easier to buy a new page.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №70725
 28.09.2012
They sit three.
First, what are the ideas? How will we get rid of them?
So, let’s break the machine.
The first is: stupid? Last time they broke, so they sent again.
Second, let’s steal a little bit.
The first: - tried, sent again, with alarm and wrecked, a bunch of surveillance cameras! You cannot go so quietly.
Third: So let’s just go out and say to fail back that we have nothing!
First, is he completely foolish? If they find out that we are sitting here, they will have the whole brigade pulled! Go see what the machine is doing.
The third stands up, approaches the hole, slightly lifts it up and observes how on the surface of Mars, the Suriosity explores the dried stream.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70724
 28.09.2012
XXX: Very cruel advertising on TV

YYY: What one?

xxx: A guy and a girl in a taxi sit, and there Valuev: "well, what, in the movie?"

YYYYYYYYYYYYY

X: Would you risk opposing him?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №70723
 28.09.2012
I live on the first floor.
At night, they wiped the mask net from the window.
The next night they returned with a small note: "Not fit. Sorry for the concern"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70722
 28.09.2012
Favorite: Sooner would be monthly, although the movies are normal to watch)


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70721
 28.09.2012
News
In order to prevent people from overeating, the Japanese invented “diet glasses” that increase the size of food. This effect was achieved thanks to the use of cameras mounted in the gadget.
Commentary :
I wonder, did they have the idea of a sex shop? Alternative use can bring profits in times more))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70720
 28.09.2012
From the description to the clay:
"Not suitable for use in furniture manufacturing and for Ford cars."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70719
 28.09.2012
The driver is Bulgarian, the cargo was brought. Trapped for 6 days.
Question: Do you have all the documents in order? He affirmed his head.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70718
 28.09.2012
XXX: How I missed a normal 8-hour working sleep.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70717
 28.09.2012
from news
"Dvorkovich gave "Post of Russia" two years to accelerate delivery"

Two is little. Probably won’t have time.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70716
 28.09.2012
XX: What is your dream?
WOW: Do I have it? Gather a bunch of money and order on the trolley bus "advertising" in the mind of a cat! And also, if possible, attach a piece of cloth with a rainbow from the back, so that it is more realistic when moving.
The Idiot: Idiot

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70715
 28.09.2012
I’m getting fat, I’ll eat less.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №70714
 28.09.2012
Give me the phone, I’ll call Denise.
He sat down.
How to sit? I only saw him yesterday.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70713
 28.09.2012
by Umka310
There is a table for table tennis. We play, a guy comes and says:
The table must be taken.
Where is?
need to take.
So where do we need?
There’s not enough air, there’s not enough air, you need to take it away.
I picked up and pulled the table somewhere.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70712
 28.09.2012
Please give me your iPad.
Users: calls ай pi (10.54.100.1)
I’m trying to connect or at least popping, after a minute: are you sure it’s your Ai Pi?
Uzer: Well 10.54 I remember exactly and then invented it, isn’t it scary? Or to verify exactly?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70711
 28.09.2012
aaa: we have a day of pi today :) Office move to another floor

bbb: :) before this always fun can be found that thread lost

aaa: an employee, for example )))

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70710
 28.09.2012
The Rambler:
At house No. 35 on Nevsky Prospect in St. Petersburg, passers met a little girl with a huge knife and a mobile phone in a bag. The child looks like about three years old.

No documents, business cards or credit cards were found in the bag. The girl herself was introduced to Elia."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70709
 28.09.2012
Sooner or later, everyone
Meeting this person: C
Which will be good...
Comfortable and quiet...
Or buy an X-box.

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