Mary Remember
Mary: The worst thing is not to see the three-digit number on the scales
To hear their cries under their feet.
Mary :' (

She: I can't find a rubber
My sister has the same problem.
It’s like men’s socks.

from ZH
xxx:The 1890 text "The Eye Diseases of Negroes" begins with the phrase "There is nothing interesting or remarkable in the eyes of a Negro."
The cause of the eyes of the Jew is in the eyes of all the sorrow of the Jewish people. This eye disease can be cured.

xxx: how to determine that the posted program or site is a fake, used by scammers? Read the comments. If all the reviews are good, then it is clear. Because in any situation there is someone who doesn’t work!

On the official Russian-language forum of the popular service of distribution of games, sits some Alarik - an employee of the company, Americos learned the Russian language. Sometimes he gives out something funny.

Regarding Google’s update of its agreement:

"Nothing terrible, just another panic after the old news. In the same way, every few years, suddenly it turns out that the Sun emits radiation. Everyone screams, wears lead hats, science professors perform on television. Then everything begins to calm down, but suddenly it turns out that lead is toxic..."

I bought my father’s notebook, and now I work with him on Google. I asked what Google is. When I said, “Ask Google,” he said, “Here’s what I’m asking,” in my opinion, he’s just trolling me.

The answer:

“Well, look, Schwarzenegger is an Austrian, Stallone is an Italian, Van Damme is a Belgian, Bruce Willis is a German, Statham is an Englishman... And there are real state stars of the militants? andquot;

Chuck will not forgive you.

Sergey Zverev served in the ranks of the Armed Forces of the USSR in Poland, where he was the deputy commander of the squadron, subsequently served to the rank of senior sergeant.
Nikolai Rastorguev did not serve in the army.
That’s what the army does to people.

Let’s stay friends?
What services are included in the tariff "friends"?? to

The devil does not tempt me for one reason: he has nothing to offer me.

In the 1990s, I worked on repairing TVs at home by newspaper ads.
I come, a man has a problem with the lighting on a color lamp TV
(Maybe anyone remembers, there were P210 or 217 transistors on the output cascade). So the transistor is perforated, but not completely and after 2 minutes, as a result of its heating, the switch disappears completely - only the horizontal strip on the screen.
No problem, I go to the diplomat, and there are no details. is finished.
Man on his knees:... master, in 10 minutes a football match, well some kind of help...
Here is Eureka. I go home promising to come the next day, the man is sick for the team, and on the TV in a soap machine filled with water with the outputs upstairs on 40 centimetre wires lies a trance.
Three years passed. On the street, my uncle pulls me by the sleeve and cheers joyfully:
Hi to you!! Did he get anything in his jewelry? Can I clean it? ......
I looked at him without recognizing him and remembered. And the uncle continues: I am so accustomed, the water from the stove is extended and the norm is somehow accustomed.

Useful advice for men. Before you call a woman a rabbit, think about whether you have enough cabbage and whether the carrots will fail.

Changes in Google
For example, if you’ve previously been interested in machines, you’ll first see information about cars when you ask for “red caly”, not about berries, books or movies.
From March 1st onwards, I will be able to use any of my requests.! to

I don’t like these ultrasonic women’s voices. It seems to be singing about love, but it seems like a sausage is whispering in the microwave. and c)

HH: It was fun.
I remember eating such delicious snacks yesterday.
There was also a delicious peanut, sweet as well.
Why is it yellow?
It was corn.

Anatoly, yesterday, the megaphone has already directly hinted to me as follows: I go, I mean, from work, I check the bill on the phone, and there after the bill such a message: "Solo? Find yourself a second half!" - lacked only at the end: "You are miserable!"

After episodic communication with her parents, the wife says - "family couples who live with their parents - you need to give milk for harm, and a year for two to count, they at 30 years old can already celebrate a golden wedding."

Rain: I fucking drink beer
[23:59:22] Rain: I had a hollow night
Rain: I had a great evening.
Vit Mareev: You wrote about it yesterday.

My grandfather, in order to know when it is dark, lights his cell phone on his clock.

Description of the film. A real movie.

South Ural Television correspondent Larisa comes to a village whose inhabitants caught a snowman. He breaks the branch and pulls the girl with him, then feeds her mushrooms, as a result, the girl begins to understand the yeti speech. He first rescues her from the police and then leads her to meet her parents. Yeti first appears to be Abrashka, and then says that he likes the name Vanechko more.
However, it turns out that in fact the Snowman is married, and his wife Jeanne is not burning with the desire to get acquainted with her husband's new passion. Vanetka claims they have no children, so he hopes that Larisa will give him an heir. Larisa is first upset by the prospect of using her as a female, but then gets used to life in the house of the snowman. But Vanechka begins to stole - first steals vodka from people and gets drunk, then robs the police UAZik, on which he chases through the forest. Meanwhile, Larisa and Jeanne struggle to find common topics for communication.
One day, Vanya and Jeanne give Larisa an interview, after which they promise to take her to the people. Eventually, Yeti writes a love message to the girl, which, however, turns out to be false, as much of what he has said before. In the meantime, the snowmen are attacking the hunters.