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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42387
 29.01.2011
Phaeton: We need your original documents
Sunrise: You do not need our original documents
Phaeton: You will not deceive me with your words
Phaeton is

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42386
 29.01.2011
XXX is fun. I zzz all the way about a new computer toy, advises. Moreover, hearing really something funny, you could download, put... and so fall :) then spend more time on it... gesture. Doctor, what about me?
YYY: You captured and swallowed real. This happens if you sit in it too often. There is even dependency. You replace virtual communication with real, and everything is addiction, a clinic. Entertainment, dancing, home, family... and even a persistent aversion to the virtual world! It is serious! )

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42385
 29.01.2011
XXX: What is the mess in Egypt?
yyy: sharks sailed out for rally and protest against reducing the number of tasty tourists

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42384
 29.01.2011
Kuzov wrote (a):
p.s Who knows how much a passenger gazelle eats in the winter?
0xdeadbeef wrote:
One innocent soul.

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