Ekaterina
Do you know how to download Word on Vista?

Alexander is
Do you know how to smash powder on your cheek?

C Dairy (Morito Akira)
My father put his car in the garage. Half an hour later, he screams at the phone:
I am stuck! I can’t get out of the garage. I got into chocolate! I do not know what to do! of AAAA!

It turned out that on the panel under the smoker he had a large tile of bitter chocolate. The oven worked: the chocolate was all dissolved. His father looked at him with his hand and everything. and panic. Remove nothing, the jacket on the back seat. He got out of the car, the chocolate immediately froze and froze. He stood there for fifteen minutes – mated, all called.

Now the entire passport, the phone, the dashboard, the salon – all in chocolate.
The smoker was broken, as his father, defiled, stuck inside. The smell of boiling chocolate, and the smoker died.

After consulting, they decided that for the night a ice cream chocolate will be formed with a filling of a passport, a phone and several lighters, and then it will be able to open it, because of the fact that it is not available. The panic causes the father to panic.

Yesterday I left the dentist - to say "thank you" the tongue does not turn, to say "goodbye"- TERRIBLE!

The Cat:

The cat struck the last condom in the house. This man wants a brother...
c) Yellow

Go on to people.

How are you on the personal front?
Like a wild in the north.
YYYY :?? to
XXX is lonely.

and Siberia. January 2012. The midnight. The frost. A small snow.
I am in the warm house by the window. Temperature is minus 36.
In the courtyard on the bench, under the light of the lamp, sits a girl in a pantyhose and a clothed hat.
Next to the two long-lined guys, in light winter jackets, in turn, on the turnip perform exercises.
They talk about something. Comments on the tournament. They laugh.
well well.
Truth is good.
The street is minus 36!! to

The walk, softly speaking, was lengthy. When everyone got a drink from Vitalik, he wanted to eat, and as a result somehow unnoticed moved to the apartment of the girlfriend of Vitalik (she lives nearby). I sit in the kitchen and smoke. The girl-maid of the apartment comes in, followed by her boyfriend, already "no". She starts making coffee, gets more cookies, and so on. The guy looks at her, and suddenly gives out with a drunk and jealous voice:
I didn’t understand it, shit!! Why are you behaving so masterly here? How do you know where sugar and cups lie? Do you come here so often?! to
She is:
Nothing that I live here?
O O O O O!!! Which...?! to
This is my house, fool. We came here two hours ago.

Commentary on the news of the explosion at House-2:
and the explosions. Not right that. And immoral, there still people work and participate. For the correct sample, you need a sniper to see where you are shooting."

The xxx :
Why do most people in the world choose Islam?

Eeee :
It just seems to you! The majority of the world’s population chooses the AK-47!

XXX: How to find the root of the discriminant?
YYY: the root of the discriminant!
XXX is fucking