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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №14064
 29.01.2009
Most likely today was the last time we met, the more my husband struck us (he has my smart, came and pretended he did not notice anything).

You are all there, all the idols...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №14063
 29.01.2009
Finally he made an offer to his girlfriend. They sit down at night and read. She turns around and asks, “But what is House 2?”
I wanted to get married "I got married", but this idiot was the first (
Z is. She hasn’t had a telephone for 3 years.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14062
 29.01.2009
K is
K to:
"Admines, give comments, take the abyss to squeeze your quotes on quotes!"

Really give it! They are already fucking!

Yes to! Give it! Fuck to fuck!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14061
 29.01.2009
<Shturman> The nuclear submarine "Le Terrible"
<Shturman> gigs... APRK "Happy" :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14060
 29.01.2009
--->> Haexsoos: Ah, now let’s calculate:
1st Add to my modest salary 25 pieces that you pay for the apartment.
2nd We have in the bars a spill of 60p, as far as I remember in the goldhead, this amount is somewhere 200p. Given that you drink like me, all the seats go out to you somewhere, and I am a hundred for three.
I can actually ride a car in my "Zazopingsk"
3.1 I don’t need to remember on Monday that I didn’t buy a subway card
3.1.1 I do not need to buy a metro card at all
3.1.1 I have heard from you that they are still standing nicely
You will never buy an apartment in Moscow.
You get to work > in less than an hour. (I get up 15 minutes before the beginning of the day, eat spices and sit behind the car)
5.1 The same goes for work. So add to your working hours the time you spend in the subway and the road. How much did you succeed?
My working day may start at 8 a.m. but end at 5.
6.1 and at 18:00 I can already drink with friends in the billiard, or be with a girl in the movie, and you?
6.1.1 and the movie here will also be cheaper
You have to spend on regular trips to your hometown, I don’t.

This should be written on all the stations, maybe then in Moscow you will be able to live quietly in Moscow, and not drown in the crowd of incomprehensible churks and provinces, which for some reason all bars and bars into the capital.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14059
 29.01.2009
Absolutely real story.
My friend worked in the grill. His girlfriend came to visit him at work. I sit next to my girlfriend and smoke. There were always prostitutes. Then the nine comes in, a guy rises up from her and asks:
How much?
The girl, deciding that he is about the chicken, replies carelessly
A total of 300, half of 150.
Smiley o_0 slowly disappeared behind the rising toned glass.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14058
 29.01.2009
I am a luzer, tan. I'm really a loser...I don't earn anything, I don't have a favorite job, even my mom can hack my mail (how did she do it? I probably knew the answer to the secret question...the girl’s mother’s name.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14057
 29.01.2009
K to:
Another concerned young man... Learn better from the author of the quotation, how to deal with Girls (in fact, not with the dumb brainless)... No, I understand, free morals and all that... But is it all dead?... Shakespeare, love or romance?

___________________________
Shakespeare is dead.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14056
 29.01.2009
Tag: life is unfair
WOW: What this time?
XHH: I painted these finished drawings for two days, and eventually got an engineer’s account.
What is the injustice?
XHH: Yes, we have one guy at the college, who decided to leave the universe beautifully. Today loudly on the whole audience shouted "Danuacher these cuts, I better draw a rainbow"
XHHH: Prepod, as soon as he came out of the table immediately set the bill
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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14055
 29.01.2009
Nenia: What can you bring your son to school with you, and so that the children do not break?
Evaneska: The Iron Ball
Nenia: *ROFL* They are losing))
Evaneska: The Iron Ball on the Chain.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14054
 29.01.2009
From local chat:

Chuck Norris came to us
[12:47] Link was kicked by Chuck Norris
[12:47] Dry Vasya was kicked by Chuck Norris
KANcord was kicked by Chuck Norris
[12:47] Invision: figured out
[12:47] Invision was kicked by Chuck Norris

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14053
 29.01.2009
The customer sent us a letter "payment guaranteed on February 30"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14052
 29.01.2009
Filed to: Course of lectures part 2.pdf
Size: 2.20 MB
Why Part 2?
Where to get Part 1?! to
There’s also part 1 here.
Is this all you need for the exam?
He is: Aha
Why is Part 2 called?
Oh sorry, I didn’t give it up.
he: Send file: Course of lectures all you need for the exam.pdf
Size: 2.20 MB
I thank you :-*

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14051
 29.01.2009
Anja (11:34:38 28/01/2009)
All women are angels. But when you cut off the wings, you have to fly on a hammer!
I liked the phrase
Camel (11:35:12 28/01/2009)
What are the men flying in this case?? to
Anja (11:36:03 28/01/2009)
Maybe on the propeller?
Camel (11:37:04 28/01/2009)
I think of the hue...
Anja (11:38:10 28/01/2009)
This is how?
Camel (11:38:36 28/01/2009)
where x dragged there and flew

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14050
 29.01.2009
1 I did the course.
2 O_O Do it to me now))
1 Brother
Which hieroglyphs came
1 Connection is lost
2 of Eve!! to
1 psp... psp...
1 Brother where are you?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №14049
 29.01.2009
Announcement in the universe:
"Lost ring, found a request to give to the 608 audience."
and below who has signed the pen "Sauron"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14048
 29.01.2009
I wrote the word "up to" separately to the chief today.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №14047
 29.01.2009
I read Wikipedia about the bear:
"White bears are often accompanied by sands, eating the remains of their prey."
I agree, if I see a white bear, I will immediately understand that the dog is there.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14046
 29.01.2009
K to:
When I was in 9th grade, my friend bought PSPy, the first one in his class.
I immediately remembered my third class. The first monochrome phones appeared.
And then I was interested: what were the dreams of the current secondary students when they were in the 3rd grade. The answer: lasers with blades and... tetris.
I went to the current 3th class. It turned out that for 30 people - 13 PSP, 7 iPhones, and any smartphone (telephones are not considered at all) older than six months old - a complete shit.

They didn’t find me right away [x_x]

stone: and we in the third class to the wooden coil from the threads crimped a segment from the wax candle, sold the rubber from the bigode in the coil and fixed it with a light bulb.. and this fucking ride on the party.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14045
 29.01.2009
I liked the answer@mail question:
"Where to shut down my Kalina, it is desirable that no one would guess that it is Kalina?"

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