The interview asks: do you have a family, will it hinder your work? to which the future employee responded with a smile: no, of course, my wife and I have a free schedule)))

My grandmother gave:
I do not remember when I read, I do not remember in which magazine, I do not remember in which issue of the article, I do not remember the author... about how to develop memory!

Chikinder
Did you fall asleep, Shelley?
Lucky
After a bottle of vodka? No shit, I still wrapped a cross.

I sit in the bar. at the neighboring table of the girl.I count.I get up, show one two cigarettes and go out.I go out.I stretch out.I take up.I put on the lighthouse.I am tired and with a disturbing look:
Is there anything that I do not smoke?

I began to use the glamorous expression "peace" even before this wave of glamour, only because of the fact that I wrote "s-p-o-k-o-y-n-o-i n-o-ch-i" very long and turbidly, so I first shortened to "neck rest" and later to "peace". And when I usually say goodbye to people who have not known me so long ago, I get more and more in response "O_O and don't tell me anymore that you listen to rock and are fascinated with Gothic!". The glamorous shit ruined my life.

The hater of glamour.

against the UG:
My husband is allergic to cats and he has a dog, and I don’t like them very much, I like the puffy whistles, whistling on my knees in the evenings. The dog understood it, and whatever I loved it, it began to make sounds very similar to "miu". So I was almost hysterical when this beast approached me in the kitchen (a courtyard terrier, quite large) and cried to the food, so penetratingly whispered.

From the dating site:
"..And especially to those who offer to meet for another pleasant evening/morning. Actually, why complicate everything? In the ass all these wedding dances of pavia in the form of flowers-café movies. We are reasonable people and we know from books that the meaning of the life of a homosapiens is more delicious to eat, better to sleep and good to fuck. Therefore I, as a true vaginous structure, undertake to come, to feed, to soothe, to lay down and to call a taxi to myself, without waking you up in the morning, so that you, my good, can sleep and be ready for new accomplishments. In case of my good mood, I suck right in the car and with a happy smile I will run on my business, catch the moment!

The movie is burning =)

All attempts by unfaithful users to “crush” the rating will be stopped. In the best case, such ratings will simply be deleted, in the worst case, the account (or accounts) will be banned, access to the site will be blocked, the computer will soon break down, and an unfriendly ghost will appear in the home of the attacker.

Do not say that you have not been warned. and"

If a mess lies with an organized bunch, it doesn’t seem like a mess anymore :)

The money spent on fighting global warming is not stolen.

In the world there is only one normal "reper" and that Winnie Pooh =)
He is the only one who reads without Paphos and Pontus.

Anserone1

The girl added and in three messages broke my brain.
YYYY :
Hi to
The xxx:
A good evening. How old are you?))
YYYY :
18 is always
The xxx:
What does it mean always o
YYYY :
That means, always
The xxx:
In addition to the 16 pages, there are other photos. You do not stretch. Close to 10?
YYYY :
18 to 16 is 2. 16 to 10 is 6. Close to 18.
YYYY :
I explained this to the stupid.

Today is a joke at work: Our IT-shoes at the "Kalin" work dislike... their five... we park next door.
The dialogue:
I: - Damn... and it's not hard for you to come to work in "kalina" for five winters.
IT is:
We are packing up.)

Do you have a lot of hair?
She: Enough...
He: Enough for what?
It is for the hat.

Freespiceman
I drink pills I drink pills
Freespiceman
I ate all that was in the box, I thought there were only my tables.
Freespiceman
There were a friend’s vaginal candles.
Freespiceman
Fuck I ate them.
Danny
You are crazy.

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What is the PMS extension?
Admin has a 404.pms status from the new year.

This is a self-dispatching archive with a delay of 270 days.

LSD is not more dangerous than cigarettes and is not addictive, so why is it considered a drug?
Yyy: After smoking you don’t think you live in an orange.

In Germany, 37.2 is considered a normal temperature. O_O
Yyy: they were frozen in the war, they are still sick.

Jeff Kerly: If the Russians ever write a virus for the iPhone, it should be called the iPad and no other

by zadolba.li

I work in a post office in one of the sleeping districts of Moscow. We once burned the shield: the smell of fire, smoke, flame tongues and, of course, the complete absence of light. Evacuation of staff and customers. Waiting for firefighters. Here's what our favorite customers responded to our request to leave the room immediately:

You burned it in order not to work.
As a fire? Can I come in two hours?! to
Until I send the letter, I will not leave.
So I just sat in, I will not send anything.
If it is burning, work here.

From experience, I say, when you argue with a mother or girlfriend and there is a minute of silence...The most silly joke is to ask yourself loudly: Who is this woman and what does she want from us?