A friend went to Africa to work as a translator. Picture with African Americans and machine guns.
Today, you have never had this:
You came, let’s say, to a business meeting... And after yesterday you got a little tired, and the head hurts... And instead of "Peace to you, earthlings!" translated "Kiss my ass, dirty monkey!"... And all such trunks were educated, and so PIST-PIST-PIST!!!111 And no one remains alive, only you stand and so "Gy-gyi, lia... I'm sorry..."
B.V

People from the South of Russia
We were promised cold on the streets today.
In the end, their promises were not fulfilled.
hhh: and apparently, in order not to disappoint the people, turned off the heating in the house >_<

ZZZZ
You don’t understand women.
She has the perfect proportions of mind, talent, easy fuckingness and the presence of beauty!

Probably the Russian cold in Hogwarts would be the first thing to start fermenting turmeric juice :D

I went to do fluorography at my clinic.
What I saw: I go into the office, there is a young laboratory worker, I take off a T-shirt. She puts suckers and something stuck her finger pretty strongly, begins to whisper. I went out and ordered the T-shirt.
What the high school students who passed the medical examination and sat behind the semi-open door of the office saw: a 20-year-old boy comes in, in the office a lovely laboratory assistant. In a few minutes, women’s screams "A-ai-ai!" are heard. In a few minutes, the boy comes out, sticking his belt.
I’ve never seen so many surprising and respectful looks before.

Off site of ambulance ScorPom.ru... writer... so and really soon we will die...=)

We perfectly match each other. Even in bed. She is broken, and I am a devil.
by Facepalm

Mom recently: I’m going to pick up my dad, or he... looks good.

mutorga (22:44:50 28/01/2011)
My grandmother broke the TV and she thinks I should fix it.

mutorga (22:44:56 28/01/2011)
I am a programmer. (

Once he was in the bus, at one of the stops in the window, he watched a picture: a man with a bitch-like appearance asked someone for a cigarette, holding it in his mouth began to look for fire in his pockets... and from the top of the shutdown began to roll a decently plotted sink of snow (I think a man hit, not too!) The cigarette falls out of his mouth, he makes a step forward and at this moment the snow lava finds itself behind his back...he looked back with shattered eyes and spotted the whole district: I will never stop smoking!!! He kissed a cigarette, smoked and evaporated.

and Sgt. The State Duma adopted immediately in the second and third reading the law “On the police”, reports Interfax. All three opposition factions – the KPRF, the LDPR and the “Just Russia” – voted against the law, but 315 votes of the “United Russia” proved sufficient for the final adoption of the law.

and Sgt. Joker> But we have multi-partyism in our country!

The cat got. It was "Vengeance" Just jump out of the kitchen, at least for 5 minutes, come back - a bunch of brown beauty is ready.
They were taught in a wicked and deceitful way.
They first bought him a house. He liked the house very much, it can even hide from the dog!
This is the moment, wait! Kotte painted another Everest feathers in the kitchen... We put this hill on a slope and.... to him in the house.
It was a shock. Someone dared to fuck him in his own house! and :)
Now it can be pulled out of the house only to eat or to go.
My favourite house :)

I look right now "Well, wait" and I think"Why is the wolf an idiot exposed?" On the stadium he perfectly pulls the rod with full load, runs 100m faster than everybody else. At the construction was only under four iron baths. He knows how to put bricks better than the Uzbek, perfectly drives a catwalk, combine, jumps from 800 meters even without a parachute, and much more. And the rabbit only does what goes to circuses, ski resorts and theaters." The children of Halyave taught something at the time?

My cat doesn’t cheat me with anyone. He murmured only with me.

BlessSin (20:50:13 28/01/2011)
I was told yesterday by the director: "Don't smile, I can't fool you when you smile."

Vkontakte advertising "rejoices"
90% discount on all water parks!! to
I would go... there is no one in Perm!! to

I was in the car with a friend:
Why are you driving so slowly?
I have a summer tire.
The summer? O_O
Well yes.
Are you fucking? Where are you chasing?

From Contact:
Why after the right dinner with a salad must meet a betrayal candy on the way of life?! to

LLL candy - it's not so scary, I got a betrayal chicken grill yesterday =(

M = D

AAA: It’s not all interesting, here’s the betrayal stack of blines with butter and cheese...

How much betrayal is there in the world!! to

Mother said that if the cat will hooliganize, she will turn him out.
The father said the cat would scream "UYAM-UYAM!"

All high school graduates are dedicated!
I have a diploma and I feed my parents.

I am a graduate, my diploma defended in July, i.e. almost half a year ago and I am tormented by the question........................... if there are no friends-knowns who can arrange the mud, normal work cannot be seen"...if it goes so, apparently you will have to go to the cars to unload..."

So here. Go and work. Go to the factory. Find a job in your specialty (similar to it) and work. Not much money, but experience. For a year or two you will work cheaply (your parents do not have a rubber wallet), and then you write a resume and go from there for "normal work". He also did, without any "blats".

Z is. This does not apply to those who are still in the universe "grown" family, child. There is another setting.
Give it some time, it’s frequent.