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║...But when the contractor sent me a table in word║
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║ Well, here’s the generation growing up, bla bla bla. And then║
║ I was really stunned by the principle scheme,║
║ drawn in Excel by lines of boundaries of cells. and #953;
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The Sister: The Sadness. The contract belt. There is something wrong with the engine.
Money is sad too.
Which is... ((
Car service: what kind of car?
Tagged with: logan 1.6
Pasha_autoservice: if the valve is bended, the
Car Service: By the way
Car service: the leap of years? and married? Is there a guy? The breast size? Strongly?
Mermaid: Is that about it?
I guess you can guess ?
No need to understand me. I have to get rid of me!
I'm sitting in a timble, I don't touch anyone and here seven schoolchildren break into the channel, let me mother, say something.
Then such a whispering voice "pasana, at the level of admin, fall!"
I have never seen such a sharp and massive outcome from the channel.
I'm sitting in the bath, I'm reading XD
Do you measure all degrees? Better to feed the birds.
An order letter is sent from Germany to Ukraine.
A: Local mail (DHL) says that delivery time is X+n, where X is known by the fox and n is a random number.
D is norm. This suits. They are in our units of time.
I ticked the telecast. What a movie.There are two places in the forest.The fire is smoking. One is inclined like this, and with a smart look - and the fire is still warm!!! to
I wandered through the forest in the summer in search of the riches of our immense.I found three nonexistent, not empty launch mines. In this regard, two questions:
Which of these 25% is mine?
If everything is not mine, can I deliver it to the owners?
When the snow goes down, I will go back. The rich Russian land.
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My wife has PMS. He walks with universal sorrow on his face. I ask what happened. He says I need a shopping therapy. I breathed, well I think okay, I say: take the ass (20 thousand) and go. My wife replies, I will not forgive myself for spending so much money. Okay, how much do I need?
It is 2000 rubles.
I am so happy: so little. Then I will take you out of the card.
And then the female begins to cry, I'm not sure what happened? And she whispers and says, “This is what I wept, I should have asked for more.
Moscow is turned off.
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XX: I have just realized a new level of hopelessness. I was fucked by a static anti-static balloon
Review of the film "Ostieland"(A girl who spends all her savings on a trip to England and meets a man of her fantasies there) on one of the trackers:
Removed after 10 minutes of viewing.
Removed after 5 minutes of viewing.
Removed immediately after the race.
4 - did not download, decided to read the first novel "Pride and Prejudice", began to buy a ticket to London.
Gurk: The boss has come to us right now and it’s awful – well, there’s still a bug with the 4th iPhone old?! to
and then so quietly: yes-a-go charging
Very early morning.
The husband "partially stood up", climbed to embrace. I, cuddling in the blanket, beat myself off with the words: "sleep-sleep-sleep..."
Husband: - Well, I understand, you love Sleep and Sleep loves you, but you can't be so, in the open, trick me with him right in our bed!
-30 in Moscow is much more unpleasant than -50 in Siberia.
Especially for the mosquitoes.
On the post girl 'I want chamomile and butterflies in the belly' to answer ''go eat seeds and goose' will be cruel, yeah?
A colleague writes:
The boss has just returned. Ride and Matter. He was travelling to meet the specialist in the metro "Shenna Square". And here he comes out of his "merino" in a expensive coat and smoking. "I take two steps to the subway, and I....! With a smile "Lease to pay"! I am so,...! No one has offended me for a hundred years.
The Advisor:
The Suffering:
Yakutia, Tajmir and the others with them. Give us your -45, and we take the hats.
The suffering peters.
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Do you think we don’t have them? Only they are humble, the taiga is large, the rivers are deep. The hunters are full of guns.
Solve your problem yourself. As I suggested you. You also have a river there, and places are deaf.
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Yes, we, shit, the sheriffs of Nihua are not so understanding.
How to get the old German? I was already desperate! I have already marched, and I have painted a moustache, and I have called it schweine! Have you forgotten your cloth and cloth? Tell me, people are good! I like the Volkswagen Jetta.
Letter from the employer:
Today, tomorrow has passed, and mistakes are still there.
We cannot control the workings of objects.
And we are 8===> ()0()
Our place is nowhere else.
zhezho: The admin-paranoid, leaving the comp, remembers where he left the mouse cursor.