They send a microscopic drawing (something like 240x320 points) to the printing room and say that you need to make a 3x4 meter poster from it. They answered, "It is impossible to make a poster from this drawing - more permission is needed." The answer comes, and there is a scanned document with a text of the type "I give permission. Director Ivanov I.I.

Previously, I was always surprised how my mom found the things I was looking for, but I couldn’t find.

My husband is out of the bathroom:

Where is the towel?

There it is

There is not!

It hangs there!

and Neeta

I come, take off the coat from the hook, underneath it a towel...

My daughter, 4 years:

Where is the brown little?

In your pen.

Further on the same scheme, I come, I find her in the penalty 2 brown pins.

I didn’t even notice how I acquired this superpower.

I bought my first apartment from a lonely woman. Her children were taken with her. This old lady in her old age was fascinated by flower farming, planting flowers near her house. And she had a strange thing – she was talking to her flowers. It was quiet, hardly heard, but it was hard not to notice.

In general, my grandmother went, I spent the night in the apartment, knocking at the door. The neighbor is:

Hi to

Hi to

How did you sleep in a new place?

- Excellent

- Strange, because the former owner was obsessed, the apartment would have to be sanctified.

I did not notice her obsession.

So she was constantly talking to evil spirits, did not notice.

Ordinary cute old lady.

She pretended. Definitely clean the apartment. After the obsessors must be sanctified.

and left.

After 3 years in that apartment, I realized that the obsessive was just a neighbor.

The mind helps to be happy, and stupidity helps to feel happy.

The crows were tortured, interrupted the entire site. The lawn fails, the paths fail, shorter - the gesture! Here I went to Ikea and read the inscription at the entrance: "Ikea, using the batteries, saved 1,700,000 croats." The first thought: "That's the fucking one who is divorcing them!“...

A lieutenant enters the barracks:
Who knows about electricity?
and I! One newcomer comes up.
What finished?
A red diploma.
It will come down. Make sure the lights are turned off at 22:00.