Remember me as a Communist!
Okay, I remember it. I went to compare to Komsomol and to massage courses.

I don't think we prayed somewhere.
Or have eaten a fat goose,
The Orthodox Rocket.
Go into orbit with satellites.
did not take off. Spirituality is drawn
Far from heaven, far from earth.
Aliens are laughing.
They are not otherwise angry.
We will turn our faces to heaven.
Fuck the calculations.
We all need to pray more carefully.
Gagarin was crying in secret.
Crossing and standing.
The Orthodox World. How many of us!
Mass, speed, strength and distance
God’s people are not orders.

Cable for falling missiles

#energy

There must be Robin Hood who takes energy from children and gives it to their parents!

More from dogs, cats and hamsters. very much need. Where is he?

xxx: I'm a fake welder, but explain, see: I'm watching SpaceX launches - there are cameras on the first and second stage, you can even see the payload compartment. Here is a satellite about Bali (type), but not sure. How is it? Couldn’t you put a camera on it? Where to track the whole stage? Explain how this is possible – on the television we record the mosquito’s curtains in the bunker of the terrorists in Syria and exactly in the oven tube we put them FAB-500, and the stage – “a hz where it is.”

zzz: You understand, the whole thing is that SpaceX and Roscosmos have different tasks. SpaceX was created to make money, and Roscosmos to waste it. Therefore, "Nih" has a live broadcast from all "squats", and "us" has only cartoons and videos of Rogozin.

In Russian kindergartens engaged in the fight against corruption and prohibit to invite Santa Claus to children
YYY: Well it is right. Santa is working for scooters. The gifts are only given.

Smart people and fools are pleasant.

A very unfathomable sink. I once went to a ski base, peped out in a car dust extractor. We went over the road, we went over the road, the visibility of the hopposh and cars is very little. On the side, I see a dog, who stands up, then sits down, then raises his foot, but with all his appearance he tries to attract attention to himself. We get closer, it turns out to be a hoppy, naked German shepherd with a necklace, I walk to stop to look at what is written on the necklace, maybe there are data of the owner. We stop, I open the door and the dog instantly jumps into the seat and watches at me with a pleased sight, I try to push her out, she begins to swallow and lick. After a borrowing bump, I fix the two pips and we go on with the dog "on the bump", so she looks happy looking at the window. Within a few kilometers we enter some depot and the dog begins to worry, tear, knock his legs in the shoulder. We stop, I tick off, the dog ticks out, ticks my tail and rushes to the houses. And I remain astonished and with the thought that the dog was driving by car.

I found a mail on my phone with a prostitute. Scandal, hysteria and tears After checking it turned out that these were my old messages.

>> Of course, this can be solved by a ban on women’s education and low wages for women...

- In fact, all of the above plus "daughter, we found you a fiancé, you will meet at the wedding". Yes, in these days.

At the conference, the speaker asks something in the hall, someone answers him correctly.

The rapporteur says:
Great, I have a beer.
And he adds:
There is a free bar.

The responsibility for the unsuccessful launch of the Soyuz-2.1b from the cosmodrome Vostochny lies with the evangelical bishop Lucian, who consecrated the carrier missile before launch. This was on Tuesday, November 28, radio station "Moscow Speaks" protodiakone Andrei Kuraev.
“If a person does something and it goes wrong, it is a question for him to think about whether he is doing it right. It is very strange that the church seems to provide services, but never is responsible for the quality of these services. There is some problem in this," Kurayev quoted the radio station's website.
We went crazy...

Minors of St. Petersburg will be given 2,5 thousand headphones for iPhone. The phone itself will not be given. An interesting way to put them on the path of correction.

The nonsense moon

> RON: The subject of the letter: "Ivan, we will charge you E-points."

Even at the time of the first innet-shops was a joke: "Everyone who bought an e-book in our e-shop will get an e-point!"

by zlojcrash:
The Japanese have such a concept as "Giri" – it’s something like our "Debt", but not exactly:
If a person has done something good to a Japanese, the Japanese has a "Giri" - the duty to repay the good in the amount, not less than what has been done to him. Thus saved from death, the Japanese must repay the savior with no less than saving a life. In combination with the fact that, according to the Japanese concepts, to cause inconvenience to another is a terrible offence, the Japanese in a critical situation thinks approximately as follows: "I will help a person and thus impose on him a "Giri" than I will cause him a terrible inconvenience. So... I’d better not help him".
And with the stone fucking passes by.

RainbowBee: An interesting slogan for the MSU would be.

...as if being inside the events of the film could guess about everything that the viewer understands, seeing the full picture from the side. And the characters, here is the trouble, no one scrolled someone else's flashback and did not delay a multi-significant picture on a school teacher under an alarming music - "This is the murderer" - so that such a blowing cheek sofa logic could be outraged, how stupid children-heroes could not recognize the murderer in the teacher!

The IMHO:
Oh, here’s an alien egg, let’s put our heads there!
Have you been to a little explored planet for colonization? Let’s walk there without scatters. by Yuh!
And this is a terrible house, where there is a murderer with a knife / tower / alebard (need to be emphasized), let's split up so that we can all break away quickly alone!

90% of such films are based on people’s stupidity and look more like a comedy than a horror film.