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[ + 79 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73536
 29.11.2012
“But the salt must be hidden.”

Residents of the Spanish city of Seville protesting against the construction of another mosque in their city have come up with a way to help themselves in this situation.
They buried the dead pig in the place where the mosque was to be built, and broadly informed the press about their “evil.”
Islamic law prohibits the construction of mosques on the “pested swine land.”
As Arthur Kalmeyer writes in his blog, the Muslim community had nothing left but to cancel the ready-to-build project (the land was sold to the Muslim community by the Spanish state authorities).
No protests or demonstrations were needed. Superstition worked like a clock! :)

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73535
 29.11.2012
and toast.
I have colleagues at work. I have neighbors in the house. I have a heart in my chest. So let’s drink for it to knock!

[ + 50 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73534
 29.11.2012
My friend was looking for satellite images for her project in the universe. And since she needed high-resolution photos, she logged on to the NASA website, downloaded them from there and went to school. In the evening in the mailbox she was already waiting for a email from NASA with the question of finding her so many of their photos.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №73533
 29.11.2012
Still a well-known stereotype that all the zombies will talk "Mozzgiya!And he is unfaithful. I think, for instance, the zombie-ex-lovelas will say “Sosskiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy
by Kiorajt [WW]

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73532
 29.11.2012
The beginning of the article about the fact that Samsung released a model in the form of an electric guitar:
Since Apple owns the rights to a rectangular with rounded edges, designers are looking for alternative shapes for gadgets.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73531
 29.11.2012
The xxx:
I loved such experiments at 11 years and gastritis earned myself)
I had a theory that if you eat a lemon every day, you will stop rubbing when you eat them)))
Then I told the gastroenterologist, and he laughed.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73530
 29.11.2012
I need a video operator for the child’s morning. hours of work.

UUU: not a guy, not going, children + video camera. Prove that you are not a pedophile.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73529
 29.11.2012
Are you preparing for the end of the world?
YYY: How is it?
Well, I eat, candles, you buy water?
I usually prepare for the new year.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73528
 29.11.2012
Q: Are you waiting for someone? % of
[11:45:11] E: Yeah, the prince :)
[11:45:17] m: A )))
[11:45:31] m: Well, I’m there sending the scapegoat’s rays into his horse’s ass.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73527
 29.11.2012
Who is the "civil husband"?
There is a civil... there is a world... and there is a great domestic.

[ + 22 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73526
 29.11.2012
Meat: 100 g of shrimp - only 53 calories
Mew: I am happy
I am sitting on the harem.
I love her too, she smells like sperm.
See also: XD
Tagged: not noticed
I will soon forget the smell of sperm.
I am rushing and rescuing :)

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