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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12841
 29.11.2008
More money – more requests. The law of life.
More requests – more money. The law of Google.
c) KY3bMa

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №12840
 29.11.2008
He defended his diploma, graduated, went to work at the same university undergraduate.
Did you decide to go to the other side a second time?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12839
 29.11.2008
Millions of prayers were heard - today the house burned

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №12838
 29.11.2008
Anna
Hi to. Traffic is over, can't throw the tenth?

Zhenya
Hi to you! If you consider that a person weighing 90 kg and having a height of 189 cm can throw at least 50 cm to a maximum of 15 kg, then 1010/15 = 67.33333 people are needed to support the VAZ-2110. Round up to 67.
The length of the car - 4265 mm, width - 1880 mm. Total length of the perimeter of the car = 4265*2 + 1880*2 = 8530 + 3760 = 12 meters 29 centimeters. The average width is 50 cm. In total, the perimeter of VAZ-2110 can accommodate 24 people. And this is much less necessary to throw 67.
The conclusion is that the tenth cannot be thrown!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12837
 29.11.2008
The only request that does not result in an internal

protest: "Please sign up in the news".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12836
 29.11.2008
The story is well-known, but it hasn’t been here yet. About Rostovich.

When he was a young musician, he played with an orchestra.

The work. And there is a very difficult moment - you need to move quickly.

Put your hand in the bottom of the violin and take a very high note. Here they play.

They are the first time this topic - Rostropovich fits perfectly. Playing the second -

Perfect again. And many more times. The other orchestras were interested.

How does he get so wrong. Waiting for Rostropovich somewhere

He went out in an anthrax and began to study his instrument. They discovered that

On the griff, just in the right place, stands an unhealthy one.

The pencil mark. Well, they decided to stick, remove that mark and

I painted it half the way up. And then the antracit ends.

begins to play and the whole orchestra cuts his eyes at Rostropovich, barely

Restricting the laughter. They approach a difficult place, everyone holds their breath, and

Vengeance to OPP! It goes perfect again! He continues to play, but

The middle finger on the hand holding the ligament.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №12835
 29.11.2008
A Jewish mother goes out on the balcony and cries:

and Arkansas! to home!

The boy raises his head and cries in response:

Am I frozen?

No is! You want to eat!

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12834
 29.11.2008
Comrades please give a link to quote generator for Basha

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №12833
 29.11.2008
In the year 1805, a lady sits at the table, an ink is on the table, a pile of papers and writes a letter to a friend. And here in the open balcony flies a stone with a note attached to it. She binds off the note and reads, “Dear fellow woman, be my wife” – the lady is confused, and there comes another stone with the note. He says, “Oh shit, not that window.”

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