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The guy from Tula, who today at Lunacharka gave me a little thing that was missing for a ticket home, I hope you will see it! Thank you very much!! I before you 3 people in 5 rubles refused, and the conductor on our flight is harmful, without you I would not have arrived at home exactly 5 km))))))))
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A girl talks with a guy on the phone, she was attacked by an icota.
This is the case... Do you love me?
of course! Are there doubts?
You can forgive me a lot, right?
Yes...
In general, when we broke up, I got HIV drunk... I went to the doctor... the diagnosis was confirmed... I'm sorry...
What is it???? to
Katy, and you stopped crawling.
and TAAC! Is it true?? to
Of course not! ?! to
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He is: thank you, praise)
She: I pray, only not Zia!!!! It is so stupid!! Please do not be one of them.
He is good)
It’s my ubique ?
She: What?
Today in Omsk: stop "Transport Academy", I am waiting for the bus, an ordinary pigeon approaches, begins to look down from the bottom up, I don’t give any importance, I stand quietly, he flies off and tries to pick up my right hand bag (there was nothing in it capable of attracting his attention!)))) I mocked, sat nearby, walked by the stop, while looking in the face of each standing, returned to me... Again looked, again took off, again tried to pick up the bag!))))) The girls are standing by, the phones have been picked up, they are making videos and roaming! I turned back again, again the pigeon walked through the stop, looked in the eyes of the standing, and WITH me from behind! Immediately ONCE flies from behind, ONCE tries to pick up the bag out of his hands, mocking...)))))) With an offended expression "the face" goes to the side, notices the girl passing by in the beret, takes off, and, in picking / flying, tries to tear her take off her head!)))))))))))) O_o... It is a puppy!!!))
xxxxxxxxxxx:
What is her grief?
WOW :
The neighbor from below is fighting alien invaders. His neighbors "from the side" called the police. They came, planted the door, but could not open it - he turned the door. Now they are sitting on the stairs together with the doctors, writing blasphemy notes. They say they haven’t heard much. Hell white from youtub nervously smokes in the side.
So early not even a cat and a neighbor with a perforator.
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I want a salad!
yyy (22:01:25 28/11/2010)
Go buy
yyy (22:01:30 28/11/2010)
The pregnancy test
Lady Tamila: My parents will go to the sanatorium in January - so somehow we will arrange something purely female)
Ziggy: I am going to go!!! to
Lady Tamila: You Read My Mind
There are no princes!! We only have horses!! to
Vasya: * unconditionally sparkled and racked*
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School Detective
I am a school! I will lose my virginity, then I will change my hand, and I will lose again.
What a rich sex life with two. My respect!
Meanwhile, last week, the Swedish prosecutor’s office sent to Interpol a request to announce an international search for the founder of WikiLeaks.
XXX: WikiLeaks
“Before President Ahmadinejad’s speech at the UN General Assembly, the State Department sent a directive to all European countries, telling them when their representatives should leave the hall. The directive detailed what words or topics in the speech of the Iranian president should serve as a signal of a country’s withdrawal. Instructions were fulfilled. But it didn’t go without curiosity: the Swedish delegate had to be instructed to leave the hall when Ahmadinejad mentioned the Holocaust. But Ahmadinejad never mentioned the Holocaust. Representatives of other European countries came out, and the Swede remained in the hall, sending alarm signals and asking for additional instructions from his American mentor: what to do?
This is what I understand, true European democracy. Where we are poor.
I entered the slogan generator word windows... well he gave me:
iWindows is a new hit from Apple.
I imagined it...
I spoke now with a comrade who yesterday spent the whole day designing passes for the cars of his organization’s employees, not somewhere, but to the Kremlin, where, in the Palace of Congress, some corporate celebration will soon take place. Here is attention! What he found out yesterday. He learned that the entry of Russian-made cars into the Kremlin is strictly prohibited.
They fear that the cars of our assembly will explode as soon as they enter the Kremlin.
I watch news. Forum for the Protection of the Amur Tiger. The first channel. Why a Tiger? Why not a lion, a panda or another goat from the Red Book?
I just drank tea again... and no longer with cookies... but with something terrible...
Fuck the type of mixture, it is called: "with Icelandic moh" Made in Russia, the city of Novorzhev! My hometown. The taste of the forest!! I have never eaten the forest.
aaaa, fucking, they just showed how the president put the "electronic signature" at his disposal. Stylish on the screen!! They generally understand what "electronic signature" is??? I will go, scan the signature of the director, and start ordering the prizes to myself!!! The President does that...
D_L: If the "Ice and Fire" TV show in the jury added the entire four of Projector Perishilton, and not just Cecalo, it could be an excellent show.
I go in the tram. At one of the stops, a aunt looks up and cries:
Will he get to the station?
The driver is dark:
I hope...
Something turned out positive to me.
Is it only sex that matters in our relationship or would we be able to date without having sex?
He: Of course, dear, because I love you.
She: What, I don’t excite you at all?? to
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today, just a day ago, it was yesterday