Don’t you know the joke about the average ZP in 1000?
111: in our country* in Belarus )
222 What is it?
111: I can't find the link, but it was like on the online that the old man asked the goldfish to live until the time when the average ZP in Berrusi will be 1000u. In this simple way the old man asked for immortality"
I even know the name of the old man.

In our municipality settled Chechnya Zarema. It must be said that Zarema, as the Chechnya, had a hot explosive character, but the family of neighbors was not inferior to her in emotion. Also, it is necessary to pay tribute - the doors to both rooms were almost not closed - relatives, friends, relatives of friends, etc. In general, as often as it happens, quarrels in such situations are inevitable... One day in the entrance there are insults - screams Zarema and so that the floor below it was heard: -... already the third person comes, I know what kind of cattle this announcement gave, I have them...

For the accuracy of the announcement in the local newspaper I do not guarantee, but it was approximately as follows: "I will give a young Caucasian shepherd, SUKU, in good hands for free, /address/"

Don’t confuse the low prostitutes and the high noble nymphomaniacs.
A prostitute is when anyone can easily get to her body and not get to it. Usually a certain amount is enough.
Nymphomania is when not everyone can easily avoid her body and not get for it. And I will not get rid of her!

But in fact, the expression "Good Time of the Day" appeared because of the same aggressive idiots who, in response to "Good Morning", exhausted their bile, telling them that they have almost night.
The Conclusion? It is easier to send everyone than to try to please everyone.

I drove my mom on the train, got into the car, found seats, unloaded things and I decided to stretch the wires, despite the fact that it was unnecessary tears to look at the companions and how it turned out not in vain.

Two men not of a Slavic appearance entered the coupe, greeted and polently asked where their places were. Mom, one must say the best soul man, looking at the tickets that they have the upper shelves, but judging by the faces they did not like it and they decided to ask why, to which Mom polite and reasonably replied that the flat above, and the flat below, from this face they were even more upset, but they did not argue.

A few minutes later their company was broken up by another woman, well, and I had to hurry and I said goodbye to them, wishing them a happy way, although the men's faces were not very happy and as my mother later said, they cried and were angry with her, but behaved restrained.

The clarification was made by a neighbor when the men came down at one of the large intermediate stations.

As it turned out, while the mother was separated from the coupe, they complained to the neighbor that not a good and bad woman was driving with them, because she told them at the very beginning of the way that "black people should go up, not black people down."

Dad, do you wear a ring so everyone knows you have a wife?
Father: It’s to make your mom know that everyone knows I have a wife.

You don’t know how I suffer. I am barely holding, afraid to break.
I go out, and there are people, and they are all naked, shameless under their clothes. And some of these people are also women, and they are also naked under their clothes. Totally naked. Here are the prostitutes. How is it possible. My eyes would not look at them.

Engineer: On the subject of coins. I also got silver coins like the Nicholas coins. Only people were more careful, brought me to the X-ray fluorescent analyzer. Yes, the brass, yes, a little (a little strong) silver. I have disappointed people.

Okay, I will translate:

seriously?

Yes a little.

Strange is it, right?

The Huntsman wins.
In women’s dressing rooms, women are urged to walk in cowards, so that other women are not offended by the appearance of female nakedness.
The Middle Ages are near.

And why are women not delighted in contemplating the genitals of other women?

They should not be excited, but at least not react.

Ought to?

Appropriate girls come to the dressing room, suddenly, change clothes. And they are least interested in other women. Well, if, of course, you are not Milonov in the shirt ;) Available?

There are two cats in the house, one of these animals managed to hide past the pot. We cannot eliminate any of them yet, and it is not quite fair to punish the innocent. From here was derived a new proverb: "Not caught - not crumbled"

You either wear cowards or put off the fan.

From the technical support forum:
- Hello, well, you have an animal registration... until you registered I almost forgot the question.

Flattershay : Ms. Somehow, the further you live in the surrounding world, the more you want to someday accumulate some amount of money, drop everything, go somewhere to Tibet and cut off as monks.
Freeman: When you have some money, you’ll want to go to Tibet.

Heroes are people who can fight not for themselves.

The office of technical supervision, I and my colleague are sitting out of vacation.
He has an impressive stack of documentation on his table for inspection.
He takes the first folder into his hands and such a "wow", turns the page - bleak, turns the page - "pysseeeeeets", another page - takes and rolls the entire stack into the urn. I called on my cell phone, no, nothing came. Unwaveringly opens the headhunter and begins to look at vacancies.

Do you want to bring two towels with you?

No, it’s not just changing clothes, right? My hair is shortening short and no problems, but here’s what makes you think that others should be stressed so that God doesn’t offend your eye? Well, it is easier to turn away from someone else’s ass than to pull one plus one with you to the armor.
In general, such an abominable rejection of the naked body is probably some sort of psychological hustle, it is worth taking treatment now. Little will come out over the years.

Listen, and why, when I write that I have to fuck, who in what is running in the dressing room and calling for less to look at the sides, if the reality is too harsh for you, all automatically assume that it is me - a happy exhibitionist? The option, when I hold my pop in cowards, but do not look at other people and do not scare them - it is not considered? Strange, in my opinion, is the most appropriate position.

Civilization V fans have organized a Democraciv community on Reddit, through which they jointly manage the party in the game.

At the moment, Democraciv players play in Civilization V for England, and, as is the case in real democracy, some of them directly control the game process, and some argue about how to do it.

The Democraciv community consists of six political parties, which include real Reddit users. Among them are the Pirate Party, the National Democrats, and even the organization called the Space Communists.

The Democraciv government consists of three departments – legislative, judicial and executive. The first develops the laws that govern the process of the game itself, the second resolves the conflicts that arise between the participants, and the third directly plays in Civilization V.

The distribution of roles between Democraciv participants is tied to the game process. Among Reddit users there are mayors who decide how to develop cities, there are ministers responsible for trade and diplomacy, and there are generals who are responsible for moving troops on the map, but they have no ability to declare war on anyone.

The Democraciv Constitution, formed by the editors, has 28 pages of text, which affirms all basic rights and freedoms of users.

In order for all participants to monitor the game, the project uses the Twitch channel, but it does not always show the gameplay of Civilization V.

For example, on November 28, Twitch held a two-hour open debate involving dozens of users.

As Kotaku notes, the gamers are still well able to cope with their task. At the moment, elections are taking place in the project, and Democraciv-run England is waging a war with Siam.

I stand at a stop. Waiting for the tram. On the contrary, just stopped one, and since it is very close to a pedestrian crossing, people are missing. And I watch through the windows. Suddenly I notice a friend in this tram, and I begin to take her hands. She looks through me with the eyes of a dead fish and doesn’t notice. I start to fool around the window, make grims and so on. She noticed, mashed, and smiled. Going out of the tram. I recognized briefly.

She went out, as she recognized herself. We met, invited to go to the oculist together. I hope I will recognize her.

of Mayakovskaya. The man counts money and he gets 100 rubles.

This is what the girl with blue hair looks at and then the dialogue:

D: You lost the money.

I do not raise anything from the ground.

The girl approaches and raises the stake, puts it in her pocket.

M: Return the bill, or you are not doing well.

While I was driving home, I didn’t know what to think.