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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №151346
 29.11.2018
My favorite feature of Pratchett in novels: if he describes fierce wildness and absurdity, then most likely it is a completely real fact from the history of Britain.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №151345
 29.11.2018
When I was a child, I was afraid that when I spoke to people they would hear something completely different, I would try to write them something and I would see one thing, and they would read something completely different.

Worked in technical support, the phobia has become a gray reality.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №151344
 29.11.2018
The lamb, whom the lion did not eat out of pity, will always be confident in his own greatness, invincibility and superiority over all predators.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №151343
 29.11.2018
and Taxi. I take the order on the spot, the client, the girl, talking, carried her somehow already, remembered. We talked on the road. She tells us:
We were forbidden to work! If you don’t hold up and someone hears, the prize will be cut! As a child, I am a teacher in kindergarten!!! to
I kept the drive exclusively reflexive.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №151342
 29.11.2018
You should not be afraid of aliens, but people who have seen them.

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