It is easier to take cowards with you than a man to measure them and buy them.
......
That is genius! Now I know how to buy my husband’s shirts without these all 'not today, don’t want to stay with me headache'

Fucked on the dog. She sat next to me for a long time and looked at me sadly. I wonder what I told her?

gathered in the store. In the hallway I remember - the boots are in the kitchen at the battery. I followed them. In the kitchen, I noticed that I didn’t put the table after cleaning. Separated by. I went to dress again... I forgot my shoes! Okay, I am going again. On the way I noticed under the table of Lego's son lying. He lifted up and cut his hair off the floor. I went to the hall to dress. BL is! I forgot my shoes again. I go again. I remember having to open the window - ventilate for now. Said is done. I’m back in the courtyard, fuck your mother!! to

When you get spam to Viber, don’t be lazy to click "complain". A pair of donations from different users - and the number will be automatically picked up. And if you just block or remove it, magic doesn’t happen. We have tolerance, comrades. We will not give the enemy a chance.

In the load:
Dear Father Christmas! I’ve been good all year... Hm... Well almost all year... Hm... Well sometimes... Hm... Oh, okay! I will buy everything myself!

Test for determining age.
I always take a video camera with me.
If you didn’t just read this phrase, you’re 20 years old.

xxx: Fuck, I am 28, and I feel like a starper-skleroznik, because I forgot and did not sing.

In Yutiube, the video of the group Leningrad "Sweet Sleep": the singer sings this song, consisting of repetitions of one quadrostyche:

"I like it so much when...
When big and thick x*y is in me!
I want him to be yours,
But your big is only in my dream!"

And in the loss such a dirty monsoon, direct bombing.
In short, in the stones the men came together on the fact that the main thing is not to sing.)))

We have a client who has two pedestrians: Friday V.O. The Friday P. On one of them, a late certificate is revised. What day I watch the show "Where is a Friday". At first, the client confused himself between the two Fridays. Then Moscow for a long time understood who and at what address lives. Then it turned out that on the second Friday, according to which the certificate is reworked, in Moscow is the address of the first Friday. This thought has long reached the client. The action continues...
My phone calls on Friday people can’t listen without tears, and I, fucking, can’t roast.

Two programmers watch a video about how a protein just to get to the feeder passes through a whole string of obstacles. Obstacles are cruel. At the slightest mistake, the white is forced to pass the entire strip of obstacles again.
One programmer sympathizes with his head.
Damn, just to eat, you have to do such a shit.
The second glanced at the first and nodded contemptuously.
Look at yourself.

The husband was bitten by the finger of our dog, this sputum from the series "to die will sweep". She grabbed solidly: her hand swells in front of her eyes, the little one jumps around, asking with hope, "Did you provoke her? “You?” (The woman categorically denies everything, but, as it turned out later, she first grabbed the dog by the tail.) We went to “trauma”, fixation, langet, all things. Since then, this squeezed hand has become the main argument in disputes with the dog: almost, the wife pulled her hand under her nose, asking: who did it? Who? who? And the dog strayed into the corner and there with a guilty mouth collapsed into a club.



Finally, the plaster was solemnly removed, they came home, and the wife, by habit, swept the dog’s blue finger under the nose with the same question. The dog, already forgotten what the conflict began, and annoyed by unfounded raids in her view, bites her for the same finger.

It is "The Survivor"

XXX: The movie is definitely interesting! I just can’t understand why DiCaprio didn’t freeze... did the Titanic experience actually make it hard?! to

Evgeny: 19.12 in Jamgarovsk park went with the daughter, there the head of the district arranged some holiday for parents and children with competitions
Was it Santa Claus?
Evgeny: It was, of course, a burn out unfortunate, by the way))
Alexandra M?
Evgeny: Divided the teams into boys and girls and gave them funny names. The boys got the name "sweepstakes", and the girls... attention..."sweepstakes"!
Fuck you lol 😉

I pass through the skyrim and now at the moment when he was making a pilgrimage to the High Hrothgar. For those who have not played and forgotten: The game itself says that on the way you need to overcome 7000 steps. And in the head comes the thought that there is a man in love... well, in general, their 6755, ambassadors.

Two servicemen came to my parents to connect the internet. While they walked from the shield home, pulled the wire, my mom began to cramping - the guys came pretty early, at 8-30.



When I saw my mother running around the apartment, splashing covers and pillows over the cabinets, one of the cable workers said to me quietly:



- Wherever we come, at what time we do not come, everywhere we get to the cleaning time at the client.

It is better to be the boss of a company than its soul.

Yuri Nikulin was once asked what place he occupies in the Soviet circus.
Nikulin said, “I’m the second clown in the Union.”
Who is the first? I asked him in response.
The first is fucking, he said.

Instead of criticizing the government’s work, they would take it and try it themselves.
Okay let me try.
This is a call for the overthrow of power.

The Employee:
management created to NG "rules of conduct for employees"
There is all kind of fancy about tolerance, not mating in slavery, business style of clothing, and so on.

The violation of the rules is punished by collective moral condemnation.

We sit reading, here the employee (well, Petrovich cast out of the anecdotes) says:
That means I will be placed on a pioneering line and will scream "shame! The shame! It is shameful!"
Do you want to "go on"?

From corporate chat:

Konuhoff has joined the server at 12'07"03.
NickSoid228: Oh, Tyumen is awake! The Sup! On the dild fly, you said the statistics to the whales failed. What happened there?
Konuhoff: Something unpredictable in the leadership! The whole outlet in the ball lies in the directory with a dock. Including a copy of the case.
Veloniger-1972: Fuck all our branches already know what is unpredictable. One of the cockroaches rolls into the server.
NickSoid228: Because you’re a humanitarian fucker, and I’m deadline.
Konuhoff: Well, we’re here nerds of our homeland fucking. I have two techniques.
Veloniger-1972 [to all]: Gentlemen, you didn't get the chat with questions: in the glorious city of Tyumen, a local advertising deer wiped out the minor daughter of his lover. That’s why he got the agenda and fucking at the same time. Therefore, the glorious proud tumeen before ng in the ass by indicators. Now working, black people, the sun is high.
NickSoid228: Director of Affiliate Webb Minor Daughter of His Lover
NickSoid228: We have become too sharp in Europe.
RoSeBuTtErFlY: In addition, somehow too sharply Europe became Tyumen.
Konuhoff: Go to the whales. We are a model of morality. And the fools and perverse are sent to Moscow to PMJ. Since the year 1586.
NickSoid228: Apple is dismissing MS employees for the same reasons.

The first copy of the Pagani Huayra has been put on sale. It is worth $2 million, despite the name.

The Truth:

Moreover, there is this most monstrous tolerance only in the Russian-speaking segment in the form of a scare...bla-bla-bla...And the Europeans don’t know.

Tell my niece in Munich. Refugees were admitted to the school, and advertisements were posted everywhere that girls should now dress more modestly. The natives of Bavaria, fucking, in their native Munich village of Puhaum, are instructed to wear long sweaters and cover their hair, so as not to offend the feelings of the visitors!