volohonsky: Read "Doctor Zhivago" What else to read about depression?
Scukonick: Source of the Linux kernel.

News on the Tape: "The 15-year-old boxer Ike Ibeabouchi decided to resume his career". It would be strange with such a name to be a pocket man. What kind of career does he want to resume?

Dukar: — From the point of view of the student of teaching for 30 years - deep old people))
KillerV: – Stop... Don’t confuse with kindergartens.
Phisic: – Satisfactors probably don’t think so.
Twuk: Seriously, 30 for them is retirement, menopause, erectile dysfunction and that’s all.
KillerV: – Nea, classmates, I remember trembling in orgasm cramps, when a nice couple led the pairs. That’s why I went to graduate school.
Triumph: That is the motivation!
KillerV: - Then I bought VTX, I was given and I quit science.

insight> How to behave if you hear from the management - "You are just a coder"? I do not suffer from excessive HSV. Middle is me.

PaulYoung> Boss: "You are just a coder!" Middle: "What-o-o-o-o???!!and "

mad_nazgul> Chef: "You are just a coder!" Senor: "Ura-a-a-a!!!!!!and "

Fifth floor with balcony. From the window opened for the frost, attracting the attention of passers, a thick white smoke rushes through the pillar. Just below the window is a bright poster with large letters:

Stop calling the firefighters!!! to
It is steam, not smoke.
On the balcony electric grill, boiling steak.
P.S I want to be silent."

A box fell on my head.
What was in her?
– Nothing
In the box?

Review of "The Force Awakens"

You will release me and leave the door open.
I will release you and leave the door open.
Throw the machine on the floor.
I will throw the machine on the floor.
The voice from the room: and a big potato fries, please

(Stay in the bed)

In cheap mathematical analysis textbooks, logarithms are used instead of natural logarithms.

Call of the ambulance at 2 p.m. on the occasion: "a stroke of the face, bleeds from the mouth, cannot speak." We come: a young family couple, a wife about 30 weeks pregnant, her husband has all the signs of a fracture of the lower jaw. While he was gathering, the circumstances of the injury are clarified: it turns out that his wife broke him from the elbow, because she was very angry that he was on her... breathing!

I participated in sports competitions and the following conversation occurred at the time of registration (I-I, O-organizer):

A: The name of the name?

I: Tsymbayev, through y

A: I am not stupid, I know the rules of Russian language

I: so according to the rules must be through and

(She looked at me very badly and put something under her nose.)



After the competition I get the literature, and in it: Tsimbayev

And whoever is of good reason shall go to Israel for three or four days.
Yyy: We travelled for three full days to Jerusalem. And, by the way, a couple of years before that for the same 3 days to India - for the sake of the Taj Mahal. Who needs something...
Zzz: And I drank alcohol royal at the time. But that doesn’t characterize me as a man with a healthy mind.

Article "Drivers of hose transport in Russia want to obtain rights and numbers":
According to the document, under the category of hose vehicles are suitable to be driven by the pulling force of animals wheelchairs, cabriolets, carriages, sanes, vans, parade (ceremonial) carriages, coupe, faetons, catapalks, two-wheelchairs, children's wheelchairs (!) is

The next "hard" stone, stone.
"When I first saw the sticker "TAZY VALYAT" on Jigul from the 116th region.
Then I thought for a long time that Taze Valat was the name of some Tatar poet.