X: Something you surprisingly appeared today. Have you found someone? and ;-)
YYYYY: Yes by Brittany.

I do not drink or smoke!
YYY: So guess it. I saw you smoke!
XXX is drunk.

I still cannot understand this magical transformation, how does the dohuya of time so quickly turn into a nihuya? and ((

I love you
and ppc. All day to pull from the torrent movie "Avatar"

I love you
and get a video file on which some forum and someone’s avatar is a big plan!!!!! On the monitor that someone was filming on the camera!!!Date duration is 2 hours. I am figured.

The guy who left the quote, you were right. I send a student.
In our school, the instructions for using the stairs were hanged... it was clearly a being with a female mindset, because the instructions said "to increase the capacity of the stairs, you should descend, holding on to the right side, climbing - holding on to the left."

She (20:54:25 28/12/2009)
So is it.

Not long ago, I slept my knee before you.
Poison girl: I bow my hat before you

Vin Diesel is a Ukrainian spy, Ivan Solara.

Hello, do you like to shake someone else’s stuff, such as someone else’s hat?
That’s where you are, shit! I can't find my hat for 2 weeks!

They buy XXL condoms from a cute pharmacist, and then throw them out unnecessarily.

A psychologist (P) interrogates a friend (D), there is a type of test, a number of objects are depicted, and you need to exclude the extra.

Drawed: plane, car, smoking tube, bicycle.

Q: What is more?
The tube!! to
Q : Why?
D: Everything else cannot be smoked!

See also "Vertical curtain"
WOW: It is harsh. I guess this is a new movie by Terence and Philip.

I work in a bookstore. Recently the book came in the state language, I am now afraid to approach this place... This beast is called: "Born from the KGB. The Putin System" by Ellen Blank. On the note is written: E. Blan Rodom of the KGB. The system of Putina. I cry...

News about the poisoning of children on the Kremlin tree.
Some sympathize, others resent "as well", others just flatter.
One of the comments killed:
Father Christmas: Today was bad this year!

Listen, does Alcohol perceive images?
Yes, and the more alcohol, the more images.

Dimes: Apparently, in Peter and in the field of sales of spades on cash fees even Avatar passed.

XXX: Can you ask a question?
Q: Do you like me?
WOW: Yes
You are me too :*
WOW: I can

to this:

My name is Jan.
Yesterday I tried to go to the railroad to buy a ticket through the innet.
And what do you think?! to
I complete the registration form and I respond. Name in 2 characters, enter a name in 3 or more characters.
What I have to do...
__________________________
and Jan
– Jan
Olya

to this:

The wife, going to the corporate, shaved her legs, although she goes in pants.
I also have a company today. Demonstratively cut his nails on his legs. Let it nerve.

____________________________________________________________

You’re lucky, my entire perineum has been shaved. It was not to laugh.

xxxh: I am looking for a beautiful girl on a silver hundae, whom I met in a traffic jamming on the Kad.
Special signs of the car! Color, disk tinting number, etc.! to
xxx: minimal tones, hands are beautiful, hair is blonde.
Zzz: I’ve never seen a Hundai with hands and hair.

Here, pay attention: the winter is rolled on a full coil, and the summer to do as always will forget. This was not the case with Putin.