xx: I want to wrap myself in a warm blanket on New Year’s Eve in anticipation of a miracle.
Yy: and the miracle will come a lot of drunk and will start to bite.

New Year's SMS excuses for late to work:

- Late for an hour, because of the neighbors who love Dynamite FM until 4 in the morning!
Hi I am late. There are a lot of ninja costumes.

It raises my New Year’s mood.

HH: I think our conversation went into a deadlock.
WOW: Well, let’s then continue it from where it wasn’t in a deadlock =D
HGH: Let it go
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

xxx: I have changed my mind.
YYY: What is the thought?
xxx: read the names of the subjects we study)
yyy: I have another thought... Dim, we finished the university in the summer!

I posted a comment to porn on the contact:
All the men in the socks ?
This is Russia.)

Prepod (m) at the seminar: Sit down, Maxim. I am not satisfied with you today. Next time I want to go deeper.

Stasy MIU22:05
As a child, I was tormented by doubts when my mother told me how he went into the fortress to put presents under the tree.
But then somehow the status was supposed to be believed)))
by Valery22:05
and I believe
Stasy MIU22:05
Santa never came to you with a snowflake.
Stasy MIU22:06
Drunk and both women.
and)))

Calling a prostitute is cheaper than Santa Claus for a child.

Warhammer (16:29:09 28/12/2010)

I just discovered it.)
I previously had a temporary folder called, please for my French, "Hunja"))
While on vacation, the boss renamed her "Sanya, what name"

Condoms are not just needed to engage. This is a universal hydro-insulating tool.

I support. Hunting more. We were in the hospital, when there were no catheters, we had to pronounce a patch to the goat - a liter of platoon-two urine was held. It was worse with women.

<qm> mm
<qm> Fact Me
<qm> 3 women are invited to NG - what to do?
<Sauri> gather all in your house, play Santa (you are behind, three deer in front)

28.12.2010 17:26:24, xxxx
Drinking water is harmful

28.12.2010 17:26:44, xxxx
And you’ve arranged a club of chess games here...I’m more interested in the sobriety of society.

28.12.2010 17:27:31, Orfei
Oh! The toast sounded! For the awareness of society!!! to

Nothing gives a man as much strength as a woman’s weakness.

In love and in war.
I swear I would have taken this amazing story with me to the grave if I had not learned it from the one for whom this story should have remained a secret.
The story is about the wildest force in our entire galaxy – love, of course.
So, before you a session of love magic with exposure:

Lena, my colleague at work, a gorgeous blonde under thirty, told the story of her life, which exploded my brain, I hope it will explode to many of you, not counting those who...
Lena was the most beautiful girl in school and as a result, she married early. I went out, but unsuccessfully. She divorced five years later and had no children.
He made a television career. In other words, like many.
A couple of years ago, she and her friend went to Turkey for a vacation.
It was like a vacation, but on the last day of her two-week vacation, something amazing happened to her.
Lena, as always, was swimming on the "back" along the shore, as she suddenly stumbled her head on something solid.
I looked at a bottle of wine, covered with surguch. She brought the find to her room, somewhat with a fork, she wiped out the traffic jamming, and in the bottle four rubbed into tubes, stinking notes.
I turned the first:
“Mom, if you read these lines, I know I died with three of my comrades in the Mediterranean Sea. Our yacht was shelled by an unknown vessel (on its board were the numbers XXXX) The ration went out of order, the flow increases with each minute. We have 40 minutes.
Mom, don’t worry about me, educate our Smoke well. All of you kiss me, don’t forget.”
(Signature and two-year limitation date)

Lena was just upset.
Opened the second...
The third...
The Fourth:
“If this letter falls into the hands of a Russian man, then please fulfill the last will of the deceased: send it to the XX Moscow school, to the teacher of Zharova Maria Petrovna.
Dear Mary Petrovna, do not consider it hard and pass this letter to your neighbor, my classmate Elena Zueva.
Dear Lena, if suddenly, what is not happening in the world, you will read these lines, then know that I am no longer alive and I want you to know that I loved you all my life (from the very first class...) But you were so beautiful, and I am an ordinary Sanya - a hooligan and a duo.
How many times have I wanted to come and confess to you in my feelings, but I couldn’t.
Now I crazyly regret it. Nothing to return. We are drowning on a yacht in the Mediterranean Sea. Don’t be sad, know that you are the best thing in my life (although there was nothing) After school I never got married because I compared everyone to you... Why am I writing this?
Don’t judge a man on the threshold of death.
be happy.
Until the end of your life, Alexander Shlykov.

Lena’s eyes darkened... because the letter was addressed to her!
1 chance out of 6 000 000.
Lena Zueva is her!! to
The remaining time before the departure, the girl broke without leaving the room.
How life is unpredictable and what can only happen in it.

Sanya Shlykov is like a kid like a kid, an ordinary goop, but how offensive it is when nothing can be returned, what we have is not stored...
As soon as Lena returned to Moscow, she immediately entered the Internet.
And a miracle!
Sunny healthy live on social networks. She wrote:
Hi Sanya.
Hello to Lena!
“Sanna, do you want to tell me anything?
No, and what happened?
“Let’s meet, let’s sit in the cafe, I’ll bring a bottle of wine with me.”
You will like it...
Come on, I am pleased!

Meeting in the coffee shop, Lena put a bottle of letters on the table.
There was no face on Sascha, he spoke of joy, they even cried together.
Sanya confessed in everything: how much he loved her all these years and how he suffered from it, and what were the words when there was a bottle with such letters on the table.
He told how two years ago they and friends tried to repeat the route on a yacht somewhere there and they were attacked by a military ship three hundred miles from the shore. For four days they talked on a homemade plate almost without water, but still sailed to the shore.
Half a year later, Lena and Sanya married, then they gave birth to a baby (to my shame, I do not remember a boy or a girl... forgive me).
Lena) This is the end of the love magic session, and now, as I promised, the revelation: As soon as Lena gave birth to her husband, Sasha fell on her knees and said:
Forgive me, wife, if you can, but I have a softener.
Fact: I love you insanely.
Not only have I never been on a yacht, but I have never even been to the Mediterranean.
(In response, the open mouth of Lena...)

He really loved her. Many years after school, I accidentally saw it on the street and realized that life without Lena was going to go wasted... there was something to do.
Sanya confessed how he created a page without a photo under the name of their classmate Olga (Olla herself went somewhere to Italy and did not light up on the Internet) So he communicated with Lena from Olga's name. I thought I was not married, so...
Learned that he was going to Turkey in such a hotel, and what to go to
Sheremetyevo neither light nor dawn.
The next thing is the technique: he grabbed a notebook on the ceiling, wrote four notes, packed it in a bottle, came to the airport in the morning, turned along a long suitcase crowd for registration, talked to a man from the same hotel and made him an offer that he could not refuse.
The bottle was sent and delivered as intended.

If in the path of true love arise insurmountable obstacles, then the nifiga is not real.

Would Lena forgive her beloved husband?

Session soon. The courtesy of the students was unbearable.

When the Rodoks bought an apartment, they were told that it was a very quiet area. Quiet and fucking! In the last month, 2 murders near my house (once children soaked a man with a wheel, dropping a disk with a tire from the 13th floor, now someone there from House 2 was shot... And what is most important - it is really quiet! I will only find out about it on the telecast.
I adore this area!

I want an iPod Nano 6th.
YYY: Did you want the iPhone 4?
XXX: He too
YYY: So we have an iPad?
iPhone is a phone, and music is better to listen to from the player, so that the mobile phone is not in vain.
YYY: then buy yourself: Siemens a50, Calculator, Dictphone, iPod, Book Reader, PSP, Notepad, Photo App, GPS, Meteorological Station and Notepad...
Why do Iphone load again?

I love this country...Two weeks in a row there was a strong ice on the street.Two days ago a bunch of snow fell and the ice disappeared under the layer of snow.Everybody walks and rejoices,nobody falls,no mate is heard.Two hours after the fall of rain on ALL pedestrian trottoirs snow-gathering cars went through.Hello ice and broken hands and legs...

Sony was originally called Totsuko (Totsuko).
The name was changed to make it easier to pronounce.
The Americans©

In my opinion, they thought primarily of the Russians X))))

Tourist buses in Europe
What does it smell like?
This is my "Rockfor"...
You have to wash your rocker!! to