We survived all Monday 2015! Ura is

By the way, here men worry that women get pregnant from them without permission. Why don’t you do vasectomy? There will no longer be children. Remove your irresponsible DNA from future generations.

If you want to get rid of the corpse by pouring it into a concrete foundation plate, and you have absolutely no time to agree on the place of laying the corpse with the chief construction engineer, then in order to avoid prolongation during the operation of the building, the following recommendations will be useful for you:
- choose for laying less responsible flights - up to 4m;
Place the body in the middle of the slope along the support;
- reinforce the upper armor of the plate at the rate of 1 square cm of armor per 1 m of armor in the cross-direction above the body for each centimeter of height in the pelvic area of the body lying on the back;
If the deceased is heavily stuck with a fresh shell, and the thickness of the plate is less than 600mm, it is not recommended to use deep vibrators in the thickness of concrete above the grave - the shells can, mixed with the concrete mixture, rise to the surface and form characteristic spots. Do you need it?

If you are in a strange city and lost - do not despair.
Find the nearest building, choose any Tajik you like and
Wait for prayer time. The side where the head of the Tajik will be turned -
the east.

Congregatio: I came up with a traditional Christmas turkey recipe here... and I realized that we’ll eat pork in the oven :)

2014 year.
Dmitry Rogozin: “We are not going to shoot ourselves in the foot.”
Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin expressed his opinion on Western sanctions against Russia and measures to neutralize them.

The year 2015.
Dmitry Rogozin shot himself in the leg.
Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin accidentally injured himself in the leg

In Nizhny Novgorod due to electricity debt stopped trams and trolley buses

Obama, stop :-) Give the electricity back to Nizhny Novgorod!!! It is 😉

History of 19208

We study magical phrases: "Take your private life, there will be no time / desire to go into someone else", "I, as a woman, shoe dresses do not owe you, but I like myself", "I know how to have fun without alcohol", "dance with me I do not advise, I will give you your legs", "children will start when I decide, and not when it is necessary" and so on. This is my gift to you for the NH. Learn to keep the hams at a distance. With the coming.

Grandma at her 80s is very clear and sharp on the tongue. Every time I am in a dreamy-heightened mood, she must say, say, Nesmejana has been amused, who has routinely cut off? The strangest thing is that she almost never makes a mistake.

"Everything is really simple. Everyone’s contribution to the family (financial, labor, moral) should be the same.
Both must earn. Earn at about the same level. At home, of course, both should work the same way. No division into "male" and "female" work."

Here is fucking. Everyone should invest as much as they can. Do not count "let you wash the dishes and I wash the floors", do not come up with complex efficiency coefficients, but stupidly clutter for the common good. And when both members of the family understand this, the family remains strong for many years. And when one spouse believes that he is a person, not a servant, and tries to sit on the neck of another, the marriage quickly ends in divorce.
Moreover, the principle of honest work does not refute the idea of the division of duties. You just have to go in good faith. At home and at work.

It would be good, but:

Both must earn. Earn at about the same level. At home, of course, both should work the same way. No division into "male" and "female" work. Property, by the way, everyone should have their own. My own, not my mom or dad.
Only then can equal relationships be achieved.
The family is primarily the cooperation of two PERSONALITIES, and not of the male and female primary sexual characteristics.And in general, the division into the female is appropriate only in bed, at the doctor's reception, and in the public toilet.

...but we in the country have the professions of a doctor, a cleaner, etc. almost without a salary, but with a great cost of time. How do these people live? And in poverty? Well, if the earnings were the same, and at home they had little time for both. What about real estate: tell us how to take 2 mortgages on a family and not bend? Are all the millionaires here? And when a child is born, the husband must immediately leave his wife, she doesn’t earn as much as he does? And the breasts will both feed, well to divide the work in half? Do not use hernias. The condition of a good family is one: to try to make both of you fit. As long as your partner is happy, your relationship is fine.

I stood waiting for the bus at the stop, smoked a cigarette. The boy approaches and asks for a cigarette with a procrastinated voice, I get him a cigarette. And then he says, “Thank you brother, you’ll live me five minutes longer!” I have never heard of such a thankful wish.

XXX is worth money.
YYY: What would you like?
xxx: xxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx? to
YYY: Ready to pay yourself so that you don’t see it!
Well, here we are in the zero.)

Humanity has descended the staircase of development to the primitive spiritual needs. The need for sex and money has replaced moral principles. This is the only way I can explain the fact that Santa Claus is missing.
Polynesia, 4 years old

Hello dear Santa Claus! In the new year of 2016, I want a salary three times higher than it is now. At least at two. I have everything.

The case was in primary school. One winter we came back with the kids from school, I and two of my classmates, all lived in about the same neighborhood, so to go was on the way. One of them was named Andrew. He was a young boy, always sick, raised by his mother and a tough Soviet grandmother. Nothing predicts trouble, we just melt. Andrei stumbled and fell his face into the snow. Nothing special, everyone whispers, Andrei stands up - he has blood from his nose. It seemed to be very crumbling, we think, and we decided to carry it to the apartment. It was there that the aforementioned relatives met him. We told what happened. The door closed. Everybody went apart at home.



The next day I go to school. After the second lesson, grandmother Andrew comes with him. He ticked a finger at me and said, “That’s you?"And he insecurely whispers, "No, not beaten," and she gets more and more persistently beating out the truth from him - "Is this beaten? Speak to!“And then he “shakes” and says “Yes.” In general, the grandmother came up with a story in her head about how her granddaughter was beaten, she believed in her, pressured Andrei to "confess." This is the turn, I think, I begin to tell how it was, nobody is listening or believing. Go to the board and the director at the same time. He was tortured, why did he beat the boy? How did it all happen? What was taken from him? I tell you how it was – no one is listening to me, words are flying out into space. By the way, my grandmother accompanied me at every stage, drilling a fierce look. The next day, I called my parents (my mother, by the way, was the chief vocalist in the PSH), who, by the way, didn’t believe me too, they scorned them. And then I asked Andrew to apologize to him. And they put a huge inscription on one of the days in the diary "After classes beat a classmate."



So nobody generally believed me, but I believed a grandmother with a rich imagination. And the second boy who was with us - this problem somehow bypassed and he did not take part in the proceedings, although he could confirm my words (if they were listened, of course). Most of the parents were upset, who didn't believe it, and the belt was poured out.



I hope I will not make such a mistake with my children, and I will be able to stand on their side in time.

Annika has burned a lot today. and :)
WOW: What is it? Your little girl, a little girl?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We sit, we burn reports, angry like wolves. In front of the radio. “Bla-Bla-Bla, the accused is under a signature for non-exit, he is facing a sentence of up to eight years in prison.” And here our little girl, who in her twenty-five looks like fifteen and goes to work in curls and short shirts, with her thin voice dreamingly declares: "Penalty in the flesh is cool. It seemed to have been punished, and it seemed to have liked it..." We girls just stopped hammering on the keyboards. And Anka realized that she was rubbing, red like a mackerel, whispered and walked her eyes down until the end of the day. But the girl’s reputation will not be returned.

To what biotechnology has come, even goats are unnatural, genetically modified. The cats do not eat.

Fighting late – well you’re like a little boy.
The problem is solved by a compulsory morning call from your office phone to your mobile phone exactly at 9 in the morning. "Chef, good morning, I am in place"- " Okay, Vasya, good morning!"

According to a familiar doctor.
As a student, 12-13 years ago, worked in surgery bring-give. A classical student with a backpack and a nice smile. And once got a grandmother, whether with diabetes, or with oncology, in general, with indications for amputation. And here they sent a young student as the youngest to transport an amputated limb. Hz for what reason and how the system is arranged there, I will not lie, but sent to transport. Further from the words of a friend: "I stand, smoke behind the garages, away from the stop, I don't touch anyone. There are two guys of naturally hoppy outdoors here. I think that’s all, thorns, that’s what Lula will write. This is a classic dialogue".
(Mr. Gopnik, Z is known)

Q: Are you smoking?
No guys, the last one.
Q: What is in the package?
H is the foot.
G to show.

Here my acquaintance with an unwavering sight unfolds the package and demonstrates: say, the foot.
He says the crack of the hooligans pattern was heard in a couple of quarters. They fled quickly.
Fedosoff