My wife recently came home outraged. He tells us about our common acquaintances:

- You can imagine, Cole, the goat, has driven Nastia out of the house with things!

How did it happen?

They fought heavily, she picked up her things and left, knocking the door!

Did she leave herself?

No is! It was he, the goat, who drove her out!

Did you say she just picked up her stuff and left? ! to

Yes, but he didn’t stop her.



I did not argue.

Mom one time went to the clinic for injections, got to two different nurses - one did not hurt at all, the other - very painfully. Once my mother waited for her turn to the nurse, the grandmother came out of the office and cried out, "Today a bad nurse, I don't feel like the injection was done! Yesterday it was good - it went so hard, the back pained afterwards."

Do not spoil your country, you still live and live in it.

A familiar girl, working at the sub-Moscow scientific institute for a salary of 13,500 rubles a month, said that Putin issued a decree on raising the average salaries of scientists, so now she was assigned a salary of 135,000 rubles and transferred to 0.1 (one tenth) rates.

Glory to Science!

of 2022. Deputy of the State Duma people's artist of Russia Cavalier of the Order for Merit to the Fatherland Sergey Shnurov called for tougher punishment for obscene bullying in public places.