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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62086
 29.03.2012
In the city of Usurisk since the Soviet times there has been one hotel, which was not named "Russia", but in the time of the Russian Federation this hotel was privatized. After the privatization, the owner decided to rename the hotel, adding a little local color to the Soviet name. Now over this hotel is a large inscription with red letters, with lighting at night: "TRUST"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62085
 29.03.2012
From the discussion of the article on the methods of weight loss TV stars:
Fairy in golf 12.08.2011 14:09
In the diet of a person should be a lot of plant foods: vegetables, fruits, nuts, seeds, fish..."

I’ll go, I’ll make a couple of caresses for dinner.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62084
 29.03.2012
SUGOY: That’s why if the word SISKI is accidentally inserted into the question, then no one understands the meaning of the question?
Yanot: What is it?

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62083
 29.03.2012
In Tae on a tour, my boyfriend photographs me on an iPhone, on which the case is in the form of an audio tape. A man points his finger to his wife:
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №62082
 29.03.2012
By the way, six liters of blood in the human body is enough to paint a large apartment.
YYY: I like your view of things.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62081
 29.03.2012
Come back in June and ride a boat. If, of course, the snow is growing.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62080
 29.03.2012
Mat, covered with symbols, is like male strings. Everyone understands that there is a shit, but as if they were masquerading something silly. And bad does not become more decent, and good does not admire.
(all of)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62079
 29.03.2012
xxx: Hi, I have a serious question.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I have no heroes at work.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62078
 29.03.2012
Kaifa> Do the Rastamans have a church?
Mima> If there is a parish, then there must be a church.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62077
 29.03.2012
Comic with the shredder (device) and the shredder from the Ninja Turtles.
The commentary:
You are wrong. Rather, normal people understand the hero of the TMNT. I served in the army, we had a praporsznik by the name of Schroeder. And the lieutenant says to me somehow, sucking a package of military documentation (secret type): “Here is the paper, go and destroy it through the shredder.” I took it away from the seller and I said:"You were told to destroy it". Then the whole part roared over it.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62076
 29.03.2012
Where do you need to tick here to turn off the jokes about March and Kenya?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №62075
 29.03.2012
Ada: Would you go on a fuck?!! This is how I would reply to his sms at night: “Take wine and come.”
Ada:...the truth was late and at 1:20 he was already standing on his threshold with a bottle of wine :-(

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №62074
 29.03.2012
Adolf Hitler loved to watch fire. He measured the pictures of the upcoming large-scale battles. If the fire stopped burning, he moved the barrel again, and the fire burned with a new force, but very soon this fire became too bright for him.
Comment: In the second series, Stalin will watch the water flowing from the crane.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №62073
 29.03.2012
Yesterday I sat down, I miss it, here, hijack - the light cut off
Lav: I go to the balcony, I see that all the neighboring houses also have no light and suddenly a scream: "Shit, Cole, I told you not to turn on this shave, it is not working."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №62072
 29.03.2012
It will be Easter. For some reason, my father predicted a new home for me after Easter. I asked afterwards why. He said that in a spiritual sense.
You cross the road carefully.
XXX in the meaning?
YYY: in the spiritual

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62071
 29.03.2012
All, Vasya, I want love for Sanpin, refusals are not accepted.
I am not Vasa, but Dmitry. Allo two: first borrow your chest and ass by GOST or, in the ultimate case, by TU, and then we will talk about SanPin!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62070
 29.03.2012
<Vorkura> :Oh, this is a good thing! You are on the network! You have not been there for a year and a half! What happened? Where was he?
<Green> :Hello, we will fix it!
<Grey is out of the network>
<Vorkura> :Thanks to the...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62069
 29.03.2012
I installed Google Chrome.
Has the cat been lost?
XXX is no.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №62068
 29.03.2012
XXX: I remember that too.
A friend at the university had a friend who in school and university years was dressed in female clothes. This guy really wanted to change gender and came up with a plan to make money for a gender change surgery. After university he went to serve under a contract in one of the hot spots.
Then he came back and had an operation. This is what I understand by perseverance.

YYY: the man

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №62067
 29.03.2012
The winter shortage has moved sharply into spring.

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