In addition to this: "Other Gypsies sometimes say: "Allow smoking". Always allowed it. I smoke, I say. The expression of their faces is invaluable."
When they ask "Brother, is it to smoke?", I sometimes answer "Yes, thank you, is".

How would you define a boy’s fish and a grandmother’s fish?
In short, look... you catch fish, you let go.
If he was swimming, he was.
If she was swimming, she
If you said 'Thank you' and gave a bonus on three wishes - not that you cooked tea in the morning, not that...

We talk at work on the topic: On the street at the end of March, and in winter weather - frost minus 10, wind and heavy snowfall. One of the girls notes: "And when I went home yesterday, even in this weather I sing a bird, they probably feel that it's still spring." The second answer to her is "these are the mothers of the fucking spring".

Excerpt from the website of the festival organizers:

Prices for balloons will change in a big way:
- the desire to have something "such, well, not like everyone"
- jump your ideas from place to place with subsequent dismantling of the design - from 10%
- work in the moonlight (from 23.00 to 07.00) + 20% to the cost of the order
Installation works above 3m above the ground + 10% to the cost of the order
Temperature below +5 Celsius + 10% of the price of the order
by PRIM. During the frost, the designers below 40 degrees do not offer.

Well, and of course, the pricing will change immediately if:
Acquired in 5 days + 10%
Recovered in 3 days +20%
by OBU! It is today!! More than 100%"

Studying in Germany, I was given by a very interesting student lady - a female, thin blonde, third-size breasts, heels, manicure, cuddle...

Only two of them were angrily naked in the wardrobe - how did they have time to debt someone? Although the first also delivered to me - she herself, it turns out, in the dressing room, and the look of dressing / dressing other people's ass spoils the appetite - and a man in sincere confusion, what these people will not dress straight in the shower! :D

That in the women's dressing rooms the real gesture is the eight-to-nine-year-old boys, whom the mom brings with her, because in the men behind every maniac pedophile bench a baby is guarded :-/ eight years is already somehow - not five.

by mr. Proud > I try to rent an apartment in Moscow, the price has gone down. In the day-to-day, the Moscovites do not want to show their apartments, in the afternoon they are at work, in the evening after work. "Let’s get better at the weekend" In the weekend, the Moscovites in the country "Let’s get better at night". The most "hot time" is Sunday evening. Prepare, you will be called back to all 27 moscovites and realtors with whom you have communicated over the week.

My uncle is half a half. It behaves - take all the stereotypes about the "theta from accounting", multiply by three, this is about how it behaves. The chief also quietly hates him, but the reasons for his dismissal "The whole collective was upset" are not provided in the law.

This week, this wonderful man went on vacation. Dialogue for the next day:

Where is Petrov?

He is on vacation!

And what, will we rest for two weeks with the whole team on a single trip?! to

My mom and dad divorced when he started drinking. He scandalized, and fought, and pulled things out of the house to exchange for alcohol. The last drop was the moment when he, drunk to memory, tried to fuck my younger sister (at the time - a preschool girl).

It’s been 15 years (I haven’t seen him most of that time, which is a pleasure), I crossed up with my daddy again at my grandmother’s funeral. The first thing I heard from him at the meeting was the observation that my nails are too brightly painted - it's, I quote, inappropriate that you allow yourself!

Hamajun: One of the parents, based on the words of two students, accused the teacher of world culture history of pedophilia and non-traditional orientation, because this teacher has been showing the children at the classes of naked men for six months!!!! Prepod nodded, shrugged his shoulders and asked "What will I show them if we now have the first semester and antiquity?"

Like adults, and such dialogues)))

It’s cold on the street, but nothing in April promises twenty.
Why twenty? The days???? to
X: Is it just twenty in April? The days?? to
YYY: Well maybe the other gasmans took...

Gktuning: I remembered one joke...
Bringed once one figure "skiz" no one diameter sign. If I did not build out of myself a hard customer, I would have suggested... And so - I cut him out of the roof gesture, for the sake of even all the sizes of the carpet fit....
Would you see the roar when he "order" took...

xxx: In fact, there is nothing shameful about the game in the Sims 4. Just the most active part of its players - noisy thirteen-year-old girls who dream of new shoes, beautiful guys and parties at the pool, so many passing and it seems that there is nothing more to do.
yyy: or schoolchildren, who were gonna drown in the pool of teaching to avenge for everything :D
Tell me how you play The Sims and I’ll tell you who you are.

Creators, I am a rider! Opened "Children's World" in the center, advertising on all radio stations: "You love a child - take him to Lubyanka!"

of domestic talents.

I loved coffee in my youth. Time and energy then was a waste, they were enough for all kinds of fanberies, and therefore coffee for me must be fresh, strong and with foam, otherwise no.
And here is the misfortune - my coffee mill is broken. Nothing to do, you have to carry it to repair, which has to be postponed until the weekend, and while I buy a large bag of coffee mill and live on, and deeply suffering from the imperfection of the world.
On Saturday morning, my future husband comes to me, I make coffee and complain to him that the coffee mill has broken, and before the movie we will have to throw it for repair.
“Let me see,” he says. It scratches her, something else is there spinning 10 minutes with the screwdriver, and, wow! she worked out.
I went home in the evening, and my parents arrived. I tell them about the repaired coffee mill. Mother and father are very pleased and surprised. And only a week later my mom told me that she took the coffee mill for repair for a week and just picked it up on Friday evening, but because of it. They left early in the morning, and I came back when they were already asleep, she didn’t have time to tell me about it.

2004 year
This is an anime channel. and yes. How do I swipe KDE2 into FreeBSD?

2015 year
Is this a quote from Ruby? and yes. I read a book in kindergarten, please name it.

What do you say about sex anecdotes?
And I will tell you what happened to me.At the most inappropriate moment I suddenly remember, I begin to hick, then I can't stand, I say, I remember funny things.And he says to me, "Let's tell me!"
Both have a sense of humor.
And others at the same time (when having sex) are so serious and boring, and still offended by the lack of a proper boring look at me, what hell they are!!! to

Give it to you)))

Honorary Combi Arcadia
Growing up her daughter alone
He explains before the wedding.
How to Imitate Orgasm

On Saturday, March 28, the global action "Earth Hour" will be held, within which the lights, as well as gas, hot and cold water will be turned off for an hour. In the houses will be removed doors and broken windows. The residents will be evacuated and shot.
mstsc

xxx: revised the old eralash with Khazanov about the Italian school. There is not a fairly fabulous secretion of electricity in its titles. You don’t know who plays.

yyy: I know, only first lost "Fyodor Stukov".

The man is fat and thick.
I remember Tom Sawyer played.
XXX: and in the meantime often filmed
XXX: Give up
XXX is NO!!!! to

yyy : )))))))

I did a repair in the apartment and understood what was painting the walls:
Put a clean hand in paint.
Wiping it off the wall.
- Profit