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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №152019
 29.03.2019
The cat is the best teacher to rest.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №152018
 29.03.2019
It was the nineteenth case.

A man who looks like a physician comes into my studio, with a whistle, a second meter, behind him - a police officer. The physruck in one hand has a packet with PTC-11D, in the other - a tail. He puts on both sides, and says:

- My son is 16 already, and a double... Decided to train in the apartment in a hammer. He pulled his tail and hit the TV in the side. Don’t worry about the body, I’ll fill the hole, the selector fix it.

I answered:

- Your selector will no longer help, it has barely been cut in half, I will sell you another, and I will take this for spare parts.

Just make a barter deal. I’ll give you a tail instead of money for repairs. Everything will be useful.

I was sorry for the man, I sold him a selector for a tail, he left, and I asked the police officer:

Comrade Captain, what about you?

- And I went by, I look, a man with a tail enters your door. Anything can be thought of. I went to see you and protect you if you need to.

thank you!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152017
 29.03.2019
A government cable was stolen near the Kremlin.
And most importantly, nobody would have noticed, but something suspiciously long time from the Kremlin did not receive any stupid orders.

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