It was the nineteenth case.
A man who looks like a physician comes into my studio, with a whistle, a second meter, behind him - a police officer. The physruck in one hand has a packet with PTC-11D, in the other - a tail. He puts on both sides, and says:
- My son is 16 already, and a double... Decided to train in the apartment in a hammer. He pulled his tail and hit the TV in the side. Don’t worry about the body, I’ll fill the hole, the selector fix it.
I answered:
- Your selector will no longer help, it has barely been cut in half, I will sell you another, and I will take this for spare parts.
Just make a barter deal. I’ll give you a tail instead of money for repairs. Everything will be useful.
I was sorry for the man, I sold him a selector for a tail, he left, and I asked the police officer:
Comrade Captain, what about you?
- And I went by, I look, a man with a tail enters your door. Anything can be thought of. I went to see you and protect you if you need to.
thank you!
A government cable was stolen near the Kremlin.
And most importantly, nobody would have noticed, but something suspiciously long time from the Kremlin did not receive any stupid orders.