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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46645
 29.04.2011
With LifeNews:
"You can say as much as you want that you do not smoke, but you will not fool the device," the doctors told Putin.

“Let’s see if I smoke or not,” he told the doctors.

And the prime minister breathed in a tube that looked like an alcotester. The result was 100%.

“Putin smokes,” the device noted.

Putin does not smoke, the doctors said.

This is the right decision, Putin said.


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46644
 29.04.2011
Answer by email:
A: I have this problem!I bought the game GTA 4 (license) two or three years ago, so I played it and everything was normal.
Please help me play more hunting!!! to
A: In your case, this is what you need to do.
I hope it helps.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46643
 29.04.2011
I just saw $1 million.
It looks beautiful. A total of about 20 meters in length. and diversified.
White, yellow, blue, brown and black Maseratti stand in a row on the bull. Shevchenko

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? and :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46642
 29.04.2011
ISO 8859-5: I am sitting in the office now, boredom is deadly, there is no one but me, everybody has run away. All that can be done. The phone rings. I decided to arrest the citizen.
Allo is?! to
Allo, base of rocket boats, head of Aproxin at the aircraft
Oh, sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry
I hanged the phone and I realized that Gen called. by Dir.
Pack your stuff comic =))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46641
 29.04.2011
Discovery broadcast about Sierra Leone:
We believe that if you eat a man, you take his courage.
How does man taste? Talk like a pork?
I don’t eat pork, I’m a Muslim.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46640
 29.04.2011
What is the probability that the robbers will find the money hole hidden in the probability theory textbook? and O"

I think it’s much higher now than before you wrote about it =)

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