bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112756
 29.04.2015
As one very good man said, “If you remove all the lies from history, it doesn’t mean that it will remain true. Maybe there will be nothing left. andquot;

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112755
 29.04.2015
It was yesterday at the musical "Notre-Dame de Paris".
Story: "Beautiful" is given "Mudaku",after which incredible
She suffers and she is "just a friend" (from "Friendsons"), and "Mudak",
As always, "in chocolate"
It is like the history of the 15th century, and nothing has changed since then.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112754
 29.04.2015
to this

Dialogue between two accountants moving shipments from 1C trading base to 1C accounting.
In the 21st century, the spacecraft spaced the vastness of the universe, and I manually interrupted the contractors.
And Sasha showed me how to automate it.
...??? to
See also Ctrl-C Ctrl-V
by Zy. You won’t believe, but they have 1C programmers in the state – Sasha.

We had a similar "programmer", only Roma
Until a girl with a mathematical education came into accounting.
Now we have a new programmer and automated data transfer.


[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112753
 29.04.2015
We brought a month ago an unsettling and curious rabbit, such a harmful Carlson. I noticed that if you start to lick him, he's a wolf turning around him, trying to catch his hand. The husband blamed that this way the rabbit's head will turn and hurt. Yesterday I saw that he was doing the same thing, forcing the rabbit to run around his hand.
I said I couldn’t do that, I said.
The husband with grief answers:
Maybe at least he will get tired.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112752
 29.04.2015
Whoever remembers the old, has an eye on his ass.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112751
 29.04.2015
It’s easier than accumulating quotes. Forgiving, a Christian does not hold evil on you, does not wish you all sins, does not avenge. This is enough. And to the court he files as a citizen, the church in our country is separate from the state, you know, and it is quite possible that he wishes you only good. Why are you so upset by the court, you are a criminal?
____________________________________________________________________

If he submits a murder, for example, or another act violating the law - then okay, the citizen is a citizen. But what law does an abstract citizen appeal to when he goes to court for insulting religious feelings? What are these feelings and why should they be protected by law?

I like your revenge. When it is convenient – I am Orthodox, when it is uncomfortable to be Orthodox (for example, you do not want to passively accept someone else’s hostility to your religion) – I am immediately a citizen.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna