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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4450
 29.04.2008
Legionary
Tired
Legionary
I am 5 fucking.
Drugs 13
I have a stomach in my stomach and what?
Legionary
Didn't you reach your head before the member??? :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4449
 29.04.2008
The Hobbit is getting married

The lamp: what?

ClonDike: Can you read?

Lamps for whom?

ClonDike: on Anka B...

Lamp: Which is it?

ClonDike: This is the Lightning ex-girlfriend

Lampa: Pipet some

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4448
 29.04.2008
Students are sleeping, books are sleeping. The bad guys are waiting. The harmful lecturer goes to bed so that we can dream at night. Close your eyes – take care!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4447
 29.04.2008
Blade is a reduced form of blade, used mainly as an interdomain, as an element of complex obscene structures (usually for the "enforcement" of the previous obscene word or expression.

The element of a complex non-cesurary structure.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4446
 29.04.2008
Jonny: I saw an unprecedented example of optimism... a shock!
Fucks: well
Jonny: A paid toilet in front of the McDonald’s.
Fucks :))))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4445
 29.04.2008
by sormovich.ru

I went to work recently. From the first day, the boss greeted me every day by hand, for sure. I thought a good tone. Then it came to me that I was the only man in the department, the other women :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4444
 29.04.2008
Demiurg: the most accurate way to determine what a person is often watching porn - in all the players he has the volume carefully twisted to zero

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4443
 29.04.2008
HHH
Christ has risen
WOWU
Really resurrected
WOWU
He really resurrected.
WOWU
Definitely resurrected?
HHH
Really resurrected, idiot

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4442
 29.04.2008
I sit with my boyfriend at home, both in the ass.

XXX is
I smoked and I smoked.
YYYY
Fuck, you fucking smoked, you sit next to me

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4441
 29.04.2008
Inscription on the party in universe:
Matan-Moscow
2 to 0
by AdskiyBobr

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4440
 29.04.2008
Dear Admin, what’s going on at the tower? How long will everything now be repurposed without falling to the Main, where in essence should be the best quotes? Do you not notice yourself, by the number of votes on the main, that the situation was not very good. Please go back to the place of the names of Apruvshnikov and do not post on the main many quotes-average :(
With respect.

P.S Go up to the top, let them see.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4439
 29.04.2008
Mario, Mario... and I jumped to another world (remember the big yellow monkeys?) I put it on the note. Graphics - grandmother EGA... jumped in a MINUTE, although the disgrace is not the biggest. In a minute, I downloaded and installed the game that I played with five-inch discs in my childhood.

This is all a prelude. What I am leading...

How do you go through that level where you climb the stairs, and there the yellow monkey launches energy balls on the floor? I had to do so that they burned the floor, but I forgot how.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4438
 29.04.2008
xxx: 21 June 2008 On this day, the asteroid 2006HZ51 may collide with Earth, which remains among the largest dangerous near-Earth objects, called NASA (its diameter exceeds 800 m). If the place of impact is the ocean, it will cause a tsunami and release billions of tons of water vapor into the atmosphere. Otherwise, dust will rise into the air, which will make it difficult for sunlight to reach the surface of the planet. According to one of the hypotheses, a similar event 65 million years ago led to the extinction of dinosaurs. (c) Big City No. 6 (202)

June 21st, I have my last exam this day.
in this context "pass the session and the mountains it fire" acquires a new shade-)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4437
 29.04.2008
Russia is the only country where a person in a sports suit is not taken for an athlete, but for a racer.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4436
 29.04.2008
From the Auto Forum:
Garbych: Recently, in the exhaust system, an interesting sound appeared. Pressing the gas pedal when switching the transmission, appears, sorry for the expression, a light, virtually unheard "popping". Once there was a flat bull, and now this is the sound. Is it gasoline or something else?

ponchik777: the shutdown
Wow, how ugly you are ?
ponchik777: ughu... let her loose well... awos and the sounds will disappear
But yes, it really is crazy...)))
ponchik777: what about the smell of exhaust? What special shades may have appeared?
Garbych: As you guessed... it really started to smell differently in the room...
ponchik777: Are you sure that the sound from the engine?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4435
 29.04.2008
Thunder
I am a slave of Pon.

Gosić
And I’m a gentleman from Wednesday to Friday.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4434
 29.04.2008
Nekso: I all of course understand... my mother found a cockroach in the kitchen, struck it... well, she left me a carcass, say sonko, look, I’m not crazy that there are cockroaches in our apartment...
He was ordered to go to the toilet.
Well, I came to wash the dishes, looked at this body, lying on the back near the dishwasher...I started washing the dishes...
I understand everything...
But when this red dead hunch begins to move first with the cheeks, then with the legs, then turns to the stomach and, crumbling (!) I’m going to sink into the garbage...something took my soul straight.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4433
 29.04.2008
The xxx:
Explain, you have been talking about a cracked car for a week, drinking beer with your neighbor all day and sitting in the ambulance. About cooking abilities I am generally silent, any single man will envy)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Are your eggs still growing?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4432
 29.04.2008
Wikipedia scares me more and more every day. What is worth a phrase:
The words of the Imperial March: Tum-Tum-Tum-Tum-Tum-Tum-Tuduum! Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum by TUM! Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4431
 29.04.2008
Specifications for Win XP:

SPAN4_BoB [27.04.2008], Rating: 5

I’ve been there for 2 months and I really like it.

PHAnToM [27.04.2008], Rating: 5

I also have about 2 months, and everything works perfectly. I also like very much.

by Ark [27.04.2008]

Of course, with the erection you are all right, but what about the sable? and :)

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