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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №112799
 29.04.2015
Vesti.ru burn: "Progress has gone into a blind zone, turning wildly".
Written by RedAndr yesterday at 18.51 · Reply. × +11–
RedAndr: The water of the holy forgot to pour, the button of lamentation is not baptized.
Written by dtravkin yesterday at 19.49 · Reply

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112798
 29.04.2015
And somewhere in the anti-world are fun pastures.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112797
 29.04.2015
I am generally an opponent of meaningless tattoos, but hieroglyphs and dragons, and generally. I think this tattoo is acceptable. Somewhere on the chest, small font (so that it doesn't get too much in the eye)
Buried me in some trousers. Without a grave. Just throw it into the first pit and bury it, not necessarily in the cemetery. No crosses and monuments!and "

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112796
 29.04.2015
Review of the smartphone in one of the online stores:
All just super. The design is great, very easy. The only problem is that I’ve been sitting for 5 hours and I don’t get to open the back cover to insert the camera.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112795
 29.04.2015
111: Throw, I walk on the street, I don’t touch anyone, I chew the bread with the puddles, they catch up with two outdated puddles and so caring for me: “Girl, sweet, what do you press in the dryhouse, nate – sing, and a batle of vodka stretches me. I have 0_o, I have it on the machine: "Boys, I don’t drink vodka, especially with bread". And then you come to our house, here in that house. We have patties there, there is beer, there is snack. The curtain.
222: ))) and you complained that men have no imagination and all want only one!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112794
 29.04.2015
I know how to make drivers biking only when appropriate: it is necessary that the sound of the sound in the cabin is as loud and sharp as it is outside. It is better to install the speaker side by side next to the driver's head. He will think three times whether it is really necessary to fit the student on the light, or to draw the attention of the woman driving to the fact that he has overtaken her.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112793
 29.04.2015
Gradually from a man he became a leader.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112792
 29.04.2015
Just the title of the article:
At the entrance to Krasnoyarsk, 100 chickens were detained without documents.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112791
 29.04.2015
But here is not:

The inventor of torrents can be considered Igor Nikolaev: in 1983 he wrote "On the secret of the whole world you give this song".

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Jesus stood up first with five loaves of bread and two fish.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112790
 29.04.2015
On Saturday, the whole country is robbing and burning.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112789
 29.04.2015
You are wrong:
But here is not:

The inventor of torrents can be considered Igor Nikolaev: in 1983 he wrote "On the secret of the whole world you give this song".

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Jesus stood up first with five loaves of bread and two fish.
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Long before Jesus, Prometheus was engaged in the distribution of fire, struck by Zeus and Co. True, the rightholder found it and banned it, but it was not able to stop the illegal distribution.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112788
 29.04.2015
I, of course, envy, and very much envy, but why the fucker who composed the song will be paid for its use all his life, and me, for the water pipeline designed by me will only be paid once?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112787
 29.04.2015
In Zaporozhye, a husband decided to ride his wife on a bicycle with a windshield by taking her on the trailer of his car. Falling and scratching.
XX: Luckily he doesn’t have a personal plane or a boat.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112786
 29.04.2015
Imagine, now you are open to almost all the knowledge of the world, you can communicate with a person from any country in the world, you can create anything, without leaving home, right now!
You sit here and read all the shit.
P.S It’s not so bad, not every day to climb the mountains. =) is

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112785
 29.04.2015
Naf (11:07:00 29/04/2015)
Announcement: The telepatic tubing. Working conditions and contact information
nickle (11:07:31 29/04/2015)
I have already called, there is a small...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112784
 29.04.2015
GeckoPelt: Green and natural was a great idea. We take such a gray toilet paper for five rubles of roll, the standard of "military communism", with pieces of natural fender (it is immediately conceivable how it is issued in the commission, and when you go with it to the sorting house, you hang a nail fur), and we sell it a hundred times more expensive to the bourgeoisie as natural, unwhitened, useful for health :) It is ORGANIC! And ordinary paper is whitened with chlorine! Do you want your kids to wipe off pop with chlorine whitened paper??? by :D :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112783
 29.04.2015
We sit with the development director in the office kitchen. Suddenly there is a loud sound. It is like a rocket in space. Both were frozen with round eyes. The rush continues and... suddenly ends.
It’s a culmination, he said.
It was a refrigerator.)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112782
 29.04.2015
Logic: Where is the logic? Why Vyacheslavas are all called Glory, and Stanislavas are all called Stas, and Rostislav Rostyk?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112781
 29.04.2015
No one can say now,
Homosexual rights are being violated in Russia.
In Russia, even bikers have cosmetics!


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112780
 29.04.2015
Did you see that the Americans have a police idiot again?
- Have you seen that our half of the region has been burned, the constitution is being rewritten again, and corruption will soon be rewarded?

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