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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48124
 29.05.2011
NaKocTb
Are you crying? )
4e6y
No is. I am at your door now.
4e6y
Put on a pen?
NaKocTb
You joke to somebody else... run away from there...
NaKocTb
I have no pen.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48123
 29.05.2011
"I read in one English. In a popular science book such a fairy tale as an American professor gave his postgraduate Chinese student this topic for a dissertation: to find out why the Chinese appear to Europeans on one face. After two years of thorough research, a postgraduate student wrapped up a bunch of statistics and concluded: Chinese appear to be Europeans on one face because they are actually on one face.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №48122
 29.05.2011
XXX is peach. The fireplaces. I lay for seven to eight days.
YYY: Then I go to work.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №48121
 29.05.2011
The neighbor in the room is now sitting in the shelter setting the system. She asks him, "How are you named?"" He doesn't think long, so sadly: "Mom says I'm a duck."

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48120
 29.05.2011
At the request of "Jack Sparrow", Google must issue:
"You may have meant Captain Jack Sparrow".
It would be cool)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48119
 29.05.2011
The mountains of hell.
He: There is the turn.

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