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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114076
 29.05.2015
XXX: Davecca took the guitar in his hands - out of practice quite

You need to exercise more often.

XXX Why Now?

I am already married :))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №114075
 29.05.2015
In the army, I remembered that I was crying as a child because I was put on an excessive puddle. That was a fool.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №114074
 29.05.2015
Moisturizing a toothbrush before applying a paste is the first step towards divorce.
222: Fuck, and who does not brush the toothbrush before applying the paste? What a fucking?
333: Who is the fucker?
222: I am fucking urine!
444: What fucking guy?
222: Go you all off!
555: This is how the civil wars begin.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №114073
 29.05.2015
What a joke the old man discovered:
by 28.05.2003
The Earth, 2015 Complete victory of artificial intelligence, the world governs
and robots. People were destroyed, only Arnold Schwarzenegger survived.
Because the terminators take it for their own."
Nothing happened, not even flying cars invented :(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114072
 29.05.2015
A bunch of male betrayals occurs precisely because of the pregnancy of the wife - you want to fuck, and from the wife in this state returns. Here you have to either sit for nine months on the "hungry patch" or look for alternatives.

Shouldn’t we talk for everyone? Why do you leave your wife for nine months? The very fact of the presence of two strips on the test immediately kills the desire for the whole? tk. visible physiological changes usually occur in months after 3-4.

Well, by the way. If you stop getting up on your wife, maybe it’s your problem?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114071
 29.05.2015
I wept for a debtor there, but in terms of receiving a decent service here you, dear man, either do not know the question, or you are not childish, because you get exactly what (precisely even more) as much as you paid, for example. economically reasonable payment in times more than the little you have in the payment. Therefore, if you want a “worthful” (although, again, what you think is worthy), then you pay well. Only here I think that if you put out this amount of payment, then you, like a beaten goat, will run to some sort of Bolotny talk about the sales power, etc. and etc.
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Economically reasonable payment is when a monopoly, not interested in optimizing costs, sets a price. well well. The RJD is also losing...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №114070
 29.05.2015
The presence in the seminal fluid of cells with gums was discovered in 1677 by the Dutch microscope Antonie van Leeuwenhoek.

What van Leeuwenhoek did before the discovery - history is silent.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114069
 29.05.2015
YYU: And now stand in the corner and think about your sql request.

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114068
 29.05.2015
And that, without the skill of cooking cakes, borst and similar multi-level dishes, marriage is no longer going out?))) guys, and you really know how to install cranes, hang lustres and repair broken furniture? Eat what they give. And it’s not necessary to say that you can hire masters, then you can also order a puppy to bring, right?)

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