XXX: How do you get rid of the fools who get into the aska?
YYY: The question: What are you doing? The drug :D
Zzzz is blush! I am tired of writing that I am gay.

RankoR: Fuck, Figeo with my cats. They were not allowed to sleep all night - they ran after each other, played something, snorted something. I wake up in the morning and both sleep peacefully. While he was gathering in the universe, he turned on Prodigy somewhere in half the volume (very loud, that is, so that the whole apartment could be heard, the neighbors at this time already at work). I see, they sit here with such eyes O_o, and look at me somewhat badly, like, master, are you a fool to hinder us from sleeping? I feel like they will get revenge at night.

WANCHEGG: And by the way, the player under the nick POBREJ LOBOK rat and the fool!

The rat and the fool: No, it’s not me!

1: Spitz with Aichi was with us yesterday... We spoiled it, took it with us to the park, bought me two penguins (balls of 250 rays). And then the drunk Petya said that he got tired of the phone... I grumble: break, throw out and buy a new... And he grumbles that the phone doesn’t break... I grumble: go here. About the asphalt as a jobnula and a metal heels hit him... In general, there even the simka broke... Men of the seat grind: this fool Petya, he did not know who contacted...
2: He is probably "happy" now))
1: And to me, as usual, shoppestets. And the shit knows it, he is now not calling... Well, the simka will restore in half an hour... And the phone is still tired of him... Here is a new one and he will buy. I bring good and happiness!
2: You are a strong female.
I am a normal woman: when I am drunk, I am fucking. So it should be.)

amazonka (15:16:15 28/05/2010)
I was struck by a aunt in the clinic today.
amazonka (15:16:30 28/05/2010)
She said "So young, and already so nervous".
amazonka (15:16:39 28/05/2010)
Well that’s she thinks she’s naughty, she doesn’t know I’m almost 40)))))))
amazonka (15:17:02 28/05/2010)
I went for two hours and then went for such a compliment.)

xxx: Yes, the figure I have is model, there are no human boobs or asses, the face is tired because I work like a dog for several servings and one university to pay for a tiny twin, glamorous magazines I do not write out and the pieces I have are typical - sweaters and jeans. But when today my neighbors smoked on the stairs - already 3 years - and I was addressed by the "ginger" that you were like an unborn person, would go in, or it would hurt to look at you, boy!

m (12:42:30 28/05/2010)
Our army is a shit.

m (12:42:41 28/05/2010)
There were two brave soldiers.

m (12:42:49 28/05/2010)
They were detained on the territory of the General Staff.

m (12:42:58 28/05/2010)
As they found out how he got to them on the territory, he dropped their mobile phone.

Showing pictures of planets. I ask :
What is it? (Saturn with the rings of Saturn)
The earth.
With the rings?! to
Married...

I listed here at the country old numbers "Science and Life". Article from 1973 - "An English scientist found out the cause of the crush of the fingers."

XXXX (21:18:08 27/05/2010)
I watched the advertisement for the fruit garden.

XXXX (21:18:22 27/05/2010)
The apple knows that living is good, and with the loved one is even better!

XXX (21:18:30 27/05/2010)
Even the apple knows!! to

XXXX (21:18:36 27/05/2010)
We are like a dude!! to

My city always delights me with wonderful signs, inscriptions and announcements.
Going through the market. On the shelf a sheet of cardboard with a huge inscription "The seller left. I will soon. I swear to you!"
On the shop was previously the inscription "Stories". It is covered with other inscriptions above. Now it is beautiful "Beer, Wine, Cigarettes "
On the pavilion of the sign "Quality BOX"
I love Rostov on Don.

The Prep in History and Philosophy of Science is dedicated to candidates. Postgraduate students tell. Calls the second day in a row after the candidate exam girl. He will find an assessment. They say to her:
You were in the assessment yesterday. Why do you do it again?
I want to hear again and again that I have a chatter!

Thus, an increased tax rate on this issue will allow our region to improve wealth by $1.5 million.
(The voice from the crowd) Is this a fictional number?
and yes.

Leonid Nikolaev, who became famous on the Internet with the video on which he jumps on the FSB car, was abducted in the morning near his home.

According to the co-chairman of the Moscow branch of the “Solidarity” movement, Vsevolod Chernozub, at 9 a.m., when Nikolayev was leaving his home in Novopredelikino to work, two cars blocked his way. Unknown in the state pushed the opposition officer into the car and left in an unknown direction. As Chernozub pointed out with reference to the mother of Nikolayev, earlier in the morning the police came to them in the house, but they did not open the door.

Youth activist Leonid Nikolaev became famous on the Internet with a video in which he, wearing a blue hose on his head, jumps over a car with special signals on the Kremlin offshore. The event was organized last Sunday by the art group “War”, known for its evasive actions. < > > >

p.s Thank you for the honeymoon!!! 1

Mom and sister argue about the sister's trip to the country to another guy:
M: You won't go, you know him for a year without a week!
C: Don’t worry, no rape is expected.
M: Why are you so sure?
C: There is a need for at least one disagreeant to rape.

Weirdo Musk Rat: Those in the horoscope of shadows indicated a sexual adventure
Weirdo Musk Rat: Bikeeful at Work
and
I’m fucking monthly.
and
What a fucking adventure.

Today a new employee (silence burned: the whole department in the park, we run, the phone calls, no one wants to take:
I- "I think Petrov calls"(type does not matter, you can not take)
Collega- "I think Ivanov calls"
New- "I think the phone is ringing"
Depending minute on 10.

Axel
If there is a curvature of the spine - according to the law, the army is taken?
Military Command
Of course, with the curvature of the spine, it is very convenient to shoot because of the angle.

Shhas with our driver, Igor, he told a funny story... He loves to fight with mints, with haishniks, a lawman. He was driving with a friend with Dr, a friend nearby, drunk, he was driving, he did not drink. He brakes his flag, continues the dialogue:
Frostbite, your papers
A: Please please
P: Get out of the car!
I’m not going out, I feel great here.
The car smells of alcohol.
I: Aaaah, then, of course, I will go out, you want to send the car for examination probably...
Q: You are embarrassed!!!! to

She: Hello, after you made my computer, my sound stopped working.
I: You probably put the wire in the wrong hole.
So put me where I need to.
I will be there in 2 minutes :)