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[ + 129 - ] Comment quote №48164
 29.05.2011
<@gohdan> A thousand-year process has come to its logical conclusion, finally created an absolutely universal end to the two-part Russian proverb - "all fucking fucking";
<@gohdan> Let’s see how our model works:
<@gohdan> How much wolf don’t feed, he’s a fucking shit at all!
<@gohdan> You’re chasing two rabbits, you’re all fucking fucking!
<@gohdan> Seven babysitters have a baby fuck!
<@gohdan> A bad cow is generally fucking fucking!
<@gohdan> Started for goodbye, ended all the fucking shit!
<@gohdan> who gets up early is a shit at all!
<@avn> The word isn’t a whore, it’s going to fly out – it’s a shit at all!
<@gohdan> it is not easy to fuck the shit at all!

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48163
 29.05.2011
Do you remember Tamagochi?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: but I didn’t have it.
XXX: How is it?
I thought it was a dangerous toy.
xxx: pfff
yyy: ruins the child’s psyche and so on
Can you say that this is a dangerous toy?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №48162
 29.05.2011
Monkey (02:41:29 29/05/2011)
I took a daily.

Monk (02:41:33 29/05/2011)
Not to forget anything

Monkey (02:41:40 29/05/2011)
I forgot where I put my diary.

Monkey (02:41:47 29/05/2011)
I forgot to look for the second day.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №48161
 29.05.2011
I went today with my wife to her grandmother to the village.the village,the former colloquial,of all kinds of buildings,one ruins,and a few residential houses stands.We came,and from the morning the fog was thick.And here we go past these ruins to my grandmother,and I tell my wife-This is the village,see some ruins and fog,this is not Silent Hill by chance?The wife answers,No, in Silent Hill all the uncleanness and zombies were,and here people still live!And here because of the next ruins of the fog appear two mints,and with them a drunk man, the knives translates.I wife and I say-Now you are uncleanness,the zombies are melting with them,Sylent Hill!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №48160
 29.05.2011
by p1xl
Why are our officials and oligarchs moving to England?
There is left-hand movement and it is easier for them to adapt, because in Russia they drive on the opposite lane. © by

Bks
Do you want to be a member to fight this?
No, I want to participate.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48159
 29.05.2011
Do you not find it strange? Gugli Grant is out, and the check-up immediately
have canceled.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48158
 29.05.2011
"Thanks to me! You are like small!and "
My husband, 9 month old daughter

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №48157
 29.05.2011
I feel like a bitch when I just type something in the word or look for something in Google, and the grandmother in the back looks at what she has a smart grandson, how badly the devil-machine is controlled.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №48156
 29.05.2011
I began to hate literature, and everything related to it, after I made my opinion, and it turned out to be wrong.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48155
 29.05.2011
sEnYa: climbed here in the shops in search of a registrar, found a wonderful company, called - Dahua Technology
sEnYa: reading the headings of articles,I even invented the right advertising campaign in Russia
sEnYa:"..The budget networking solution from Dahua Technology.."
Dahua Technoloji - Doha is high quality, and nihuya is not expensive
sEnYa: "...Given its lightweight and small sizes, Dahua Technology registers..."
Dohuya small and nihuya do not weigh!
sEnYa: "..Control and settings menu has a very convenient Russian-language understandable interface..."
Dohuya Russian - Nihua is not Chinese!
sEnYa: "...Remote control of the device..."
Doha to go? Nihua, there is a controller!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №48154
 29.05.2011
xxxx: explain what is a recursion?

Yyy: Look in the mirror and zevn

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №48153
 29.05.2011
xxx: I wonder how to correctly translate the word "lunch" into Russian?
yyy: Nnnnnuow... "After Breakfast"... Something like that...
XXX: Then there must be the afternoon!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48152
 29.05.2011
News from Mail Ro:
She jumped out of the cake.

The commentary:
The people are afraid.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48151
 29.05.2011
When I get a car, will I listen to rap, strawberries, or chansons too?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №48150
 29.05.2011
No one needs dog food, about 8 kg.
Let’s go, what one?
This is such a cute three-tenth cat that loves to fuck in the shoes.
Tagged: oo

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48149
 29.05.2011
Bata today is straight Petrosyan, all night jokes =) This dialogue:
Andrew, throw out the rubbish.
I: No, today is a breakdown.
Mom: Well then sing at least.
I: This would always be the case, if you don't want to throw away rubbish - then the alternative is to eat =)
But the rubbish has to go somewhere!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №48148
 29.05.2011
I gave it somewhere in the universe. Preponcha (P) begins to ask my classmate (O):
Q: How old are you?
A is twenty.
Q: In a few years, your parents will get old and start to suffer from terrible diseases. You will have to give them injections. So tell me how much to boil the syringe before the injection?
Eeee... I don’t know. The fifteen...
Q: The answer is wrong. Your parents are dead.
A: But I can buy single-use syringes!
Q: Boy, what is written in your note? The archivist historian. You never, you hear, will NEVER have money for a single-use syringe. Learn before it is too late.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48147
 29.05.2011
There are no ideal people.
WOW: They are there. Ideal people are bald people, I say to you as a photoshop fan :D

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48146
 29.05.2011
xxx: for 3 years as with the former has not been seen, a year as married, and still dreams like the former fuck in the house. And I can't explain to my wife why the mood is crazy in the morning :(

Yyy: Yes you, daddy, the fool

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48145
 29.05.2011
Graduate Vasya Popkin wrote on a soybeam mother's mobile phone, his home address and blood group with Rh factor: he was right.

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