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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №158106
 29.05.2022
Don’t be angry at the Lord because it rains in May without end, but rejoice that it rains without city and snow.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158105
 29.05.2022
When I was 5 years old, I lived in a private house. My parents gathered and dressed me. I’m such a princess, a white band on the whole head, painted shoes, a lush dress. Then I noticed a scratch on my leg. Need to be treated urgently! She took the green, opened her teeth, opened it. Green was even a band! Parents are leaving the house. They remained silent for five minutes, changed my clothes and went to visit. by TADAM! The Princess Frog is here! Especially impressed green teeth and hair!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158104
 29.05.2022
After the ransom "McDonald" co-owner "OilHimService" new owners broke their heads over the new brand. What to think here? "OilHimService" - as it can not be better suited for the name of the fast food network.

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