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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17655
 29.06.2009
Inscription on the party in the technical university:
I want to go to a baby saiaad...I want a manna cake...
Not until eight in the morning with the mineral.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17654
 29.06.2009
<DEVICE> That’s all. Did you grow up in the 90s? Childhood is over.
<DEVICE> 1 On VDNH, they shot down the aircraft and are going to take down a second and a rocket to build on the site of the Cosmos pavilion a separate trading center.
<DEVICE> 2 In the park of Gorky closed the wheel of observation
<DEVICE> 3 The child’s world disappears.
<DEVICE> 4 Michael Jackson is dead.
<DevICE> Does anyone have a rope?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №17653
 29.06.2009
There was such a story.
It is summer, on the street, in the city at all no soul. I am at home on the balcony. and here right under my windows passes a couple, the guy hugs the girl for the waist, everything as it should be. as I said, the street is empty, the guy shortly thinking climbs with a pen to the girl in jeans... well, I think, everything. and here he slowly tries to pull out her pants, and they., aa, just don’t end...!!! When the cowards were pushed up to the limit they really resembled a sailing sailor, the guy was in a hustle, I thought he would pull them on her head:)) it was very funny, especially when the guy, translating the spirit, gave out what is this for your mother?and "

[ + 238 - ] Comment quote №17652
 29.06.2009
I want to thank Michael Jackson for the time when listening to pop music was not a shame.

Sleep well Michael.

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