Call to OK:
- Hello, I am calling for work, vacancy "advisor (without work experience)".
– so...
The matter is what? You know... *changing* I have experience in a similar position for 2 years...Nothing terrible?

Asking about the Russian post is useless. At the last meeting, the minister said he was afraid of her.

XXX: I have passed the passport! I am a big boy.
YYY: 20 what has happened?
Xxx: 40

The real story - told the acquaintance (z):

I stand and clean my clothes. Next to the couch is my 4-year-old son. The further dialogue:
“Mom, do you remember I called you a bitch?”
I remember you want to apologize?
No, I just remembered...

It is wrong: NEVER!! The men!! Do you hear me? never ever!! Never try to shave eggs with a depilation cream((((((((((((((((

Today on the radio said: "Onishchenko said that the alcohol should not be poured into a large plastic bowl, because it is very much.It would be much better if the beer was poured into a smaller bowl, for example, like corvalol! " Petriches were smoked there.

Archangel: Judging by the documents on our table, the brand symbols of our company are a half-round spot from a cup of coffee, a footprint from a 45-size shoe and a killed mosquito.

XXX I have an exam. Blame me tomorrow.
YYY: You are an idiot! You had an exam yesterday.

Call for support:
The employee asks the client:" Do you have a computer that sees the flash?"
Customer:"see of course, here she is, I hold her in my hands"

I would love to know your inner world better.! to
Will the results of the gastroscopy suit?

XXX International Grandmother's Wedding Competition
The Russian grandmother tied her socks.
The Dutch grandmother couldn’t connect two words.
A Chinese grandmother connected an iPhone.
Somali grandmother binds all grandmothers and demands $3,000,000
yyy: So you can continue the variations yourself)
YYY: A Spanish grandmother tied a bull with a strap, and slaughtered him with spikes.
Yyy: Whatever the Brazilian grandmother does, a football ball comes out all the time.
yyy: An Estonian grandmother came to the contest three days after it was finished.
Yyy: The Japanese grandmother connected the most things. In the sixth hand.