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[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66294
 29.06.2012
Do not move Doc and Marty in 2012! One fool made a photo jacket, the hearing let go - the others picked up. Look at the movie, it was in 2015! This is a terrible feeling, a.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66293
 29.06.2012
XXX: We would not have problems in Russia especially with zombies
XXX: They are dead – the blood does not circulate. As hot as -1 degrees - they will immediately freeze.
XXX: And here the monk will walk with the beat and break the funny ice figures

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66292
 29.06.2012
xxx: I had a single-family on the course, it was time for her to give birth, she was not in couples, and I was already working and also rarely attended lectures. Here is call. They ask where Fomenko Lena is - the audience answers what she is giving birth. I am next on the list. Where is Nicholas? And I thought of it (and it was very strict). Aaa to! He’s a father, it’s harder. I didn’t notice being absent :)

[ + 58 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66291
 29.06.2012
Please send rain on the burning forests!!! Thousands of hectares have already burned.

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66290
 29.06.2012
If a black cat has crossed your road, it means that the animal is heading somewhere.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66289
 29.06.2012
It seems that it is time to introduce permission for magnets in cars, and make a law prohibiting their use in residential areas. I am sorry, it is overwhelming. All a quiet night!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66288
 29.06.2012
A husband wakes his six-year-old son up in the kindergarten: “Rise up, I went to work.”
I: "And I went on a trip".
The son, wrapping himself stronger in the blanket: "And I went to sleep"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №66287
 29.06.2012
XX - I have been a couple of times in my life such a "robing-good" and replied... people in their mass - cattle ungrateful, not what for beer, not even sincere thanks you will not find. now if I find anything valuable - I drink without thinking.

Wow - I'm also a good soul, found in the shopping center a boy 5 years old, runs crying my mom lost... ran with him a halo to look for my mom... found... so she gave him on the neck, and I didn't pay any attention to it... not that thank you to go away)))) now, if I find the boy - I'll leave it to myself... or I'll drink.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66286
 29.06.2012
New Year’s Holidays 2012!
Children in school will write works on the topic "How I Spent the End of the World"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №66285
 29.06.2012
Aaa: And I have two acquaintances (a man and a woman, not relatives, not peers, with different specialties) who store all their files in one file. Type: "Letters 2010" - Frfrrr - 110 pages. "Orders 2010" - trrrrrrr - 99 p. If you need to print a document, it is copied and transferred to a separate file, printed, and the file is immediately destroyed. I would have figured with them, with these strange people, but I had to work with their documents. And to ask them why they are so suffering, I did not decide. I don’t even know what to ask?
bbb: Ask me – searching by keywords is convenient.
Aaa, you’re still growing up!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №66284
 29.06.2012
Everything around smells good. And I... smelled.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66283
 29.06.2012
It doesn’t matter what you look like, the main thing is to find the same shit as you are =))

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66282
 29.06.2012
Two boys ride with a ball on an empty football field. The one who
The older, 12 years old, gives lessons of football to the younger - about 7.
The senior puts the ball 5 meters from the gate.
Have you seen the high-tech of our players? They can do s.
This is a very short distance to break the ball above the fence.
Try it as well.
But the seven-year-old boy does nothing: no matter how he proves, the ball is everything.
Time is at the gate...

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66281
 29.06.2012
Vadhimka (03:42:29 29/06/2012)
I know what my cursor is about!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №66280
 29.06.2012
The Ring of Almighty has a lot to do with drugs. Judge by yourself:
1) You know it was created by some dark characters
2) Difficult to get
If you wear it with you, it’s burning.
They are constantly tempted to take advantage of them.
If you use them, you get superpowers, but the consequences are always terrible.
Constant use can deprive you of happiness, friends and a normal life.
You cannot entrust its storage even to a close friend, so as not to put a friend in danger.
8) It is often caused by disruption.
It seems that if you wear it once, it’s no problem.

The Ring of Almighty destroys lives. Do not wear the ring.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66279
 29.06.2012
[5:45:54 PM] Lucas: Fuck, I dreamed today that I was fucking the oxyphone, I broke the iPad and I had a broken MacBook
[5:47:38 PM] Roma: the apple nightmare humiliated, awakened and you someone threw a bloody bitten apple in a black label " and signature, Android

[ + 29 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66278
 29.06.2012
Who are you looking for in the match Germany – Italy?
For the Fascists
LOL, for what exactly?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66277
 29.06.2012
I read on the tape, poverty in Russia has decreased by 16 percent!
YYY: Well journey by increasing mortality

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66276
 29.06.2012
XXX: Sister Diabu bought
YYY : :D
You’re funny, and we’ve actually planned to get married.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66275
 29.06.2012
27.06.2012 The same day Doc and Marty moved in the movie "Back to the Future".
The future has arrived! and :)
After the August 29, 1997 skynet did not strike a nuclear strike on Russia, I stopped believing in movies!

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