I have a strange new neighbor in my room. It’s a nicotine boy, but he really loves ketchup.
I also love ketchup.
But this guy even eats fresh tomatoes with ketchup!
WOW : ))

I read the quote loudly:
"Can the question be modest?
He is: Walk
She: The boys are sitting, and where are they sitting?
He is thrown on his shoulder!)"
I commented: - Yes, once I was interested in it... Mom: - And I was curious how they ride a bicycle... I: - And to me - how they jump out of the window of the second floor just into the seat of their horse! My daughter, 13 years old: Yes, you are interested in...

DANIEL
How much do you no longer drink?
Denis
Three weeks somewhere.

DANIEL
How the feeling?

Denis
All goods, a lot of free time appeared.

DANIEL
How do you plan to spend it?

Denis
Theatre, books about the theatre, video shows, poetry I still teach
Discovered by Eduard Assadov

DANIEL
You are almost perfect now.

Denis
I still lose weight every day :)
In short, I feel that when I come to Sevas and swim in the sea I will not be able to.

DANIEL
Why is?

Denis
I'm going to walk on the water, I can't dive :)

Announced by:
In the city of N, in a normal and sociable and company of guys, a grandmother-friend is needed.
Z is. by consent of the parties.

Review of the new broadcast on the viasat explorer : “bu-bu-bu... thousands of years of ignorance and superstition came to an end...” Voice on the side – What, the Christian church was cancelled?

The man, far from Da, lives in vanity and acts under the influence of his passions. On the religious side of life, his activities are reduced only to rituals, but trusting in the "magic" of rituals marks the degeneration of religion! Such a person also forces others to act like him.
This only happens to those who do not have Tao in their lives. They cannot be trusted, they have already betrayed the Tao – and are ready to betray anyone.

Lao Tzu

Today at the job, the girl in front of me, a aunt from the staff department asked about her family situation, filling out the questionnaire, which she answered "In an active search!", I and the staff long afterwards still laughed:)

The second report
In the report
In addition to this
Posted in #11584, are you a fool? I hope your child grows smarter than you.

No matter what the phrase is, the intelligence is also sparkling. The poor boyfriend is absolutely sure that:
- Abortion for long periods is done in any clinic, just "this fool" did not want to go;
- that the weight of the pregnant woman increases exactly by the weight of the child, well, the maximum is more plus kilograms;
- that the mother of the baby has absolutely nothing to do but watch TV and still epilate her legs;
- that the child eats once a day, exactly at lunchtime, and sleeps the rest of the time;
Somewhere in the child must have a button to turn off crying. Here his favorite mom knows where this button is, and the foolish woman has yet to find her for some reason.
In short, the conclusion: the author is a capricious infantile, absolutely confident that everything should be as he wants. And if something is wrong, then the mom will run and wipe tears, in the extreme case - the uncle prosecutor will connect.
By the way, the boy doesn’t even think about the fact that his tearful postures his uncle. Regional prosecutors are few, it is not difficult to understand what it is about, for those who are aware of this story. The boy's cry will fall into the eyes of the uncle's leadership - and he can hurt small problems.

Do girls often talk to each other about falsifiers? Just among the guys - they're all shaking, but admits from my friends except that max.

Max wakes up at 5 a.m. every day in order to have time to catch up and play Dota. From 5 a.m. to 7 a.m. are the happiest moments of his life. Only I didn’t tell you that.

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That is to say, it is he who offers his faithful to throw away a breast-fed child (up to 6 months). One for the whole day. Probably a complete fool.

There are, there are also citizens who give their stupidity to every American.

Alcohol after 23 is prohibited. The good guys. Please do not sell cookies after 19!

The Duma passed the law on the prohibition of smoking in public places in the first reading. But the pedophile law, which provides for life imprisonment, has been rejected three times. QUESTION: Our Duma consists of pedophiles concerned about their health?

I hear on the radio today: to win a battle without entering an open battle and a bloodless war is the long-standing dream of all commanders.

So play the cards, yop your mother!! to

The real Jew knows only three languages: Russian, English and German - Hebrew will not bring money.

Mistress: to some people you want to approach, and knock them on the head, with the words: who lives in the terrace, who lives in the low?? to

You know, in this dress you look like a schoolgirl. And not from those movies where they learn, but from those where they already know!

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Please help me with the HUAWEL MediaPad 7 Lite tablet from the heart thank you very much who will help!!! to

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you would first take the extra, it is not a pen you, although it can be done with the brake, I also have 006a and it works normally, although there is still 650 meters of space

Zzzz: You are scaring me. One question and the other answer. Dear Yyy, how did you understand the question? Are you sitting in the same room and smoking?

Interview with IKEA:

> Hi you come in. Coffee or coffee?
> Can I have a cup of coffee?
> I will bring you. Give me a chair and a table, please.

Kirill> nakhalyavu and Arshavin - footballer

All women are bears, but there are beautiful bears.