At the same time, he discusses the prices of travel clearly without a car.
If it is, it is cheaper than a taxi.

Of course, a taxi driver wants money for his job, and your time and your strength are worthless to no one. Be proud! Drive to the station on the night before working day, grind yourself in potatoes on a single weekend, do repairs instead of a long-awaited vacation, do other wishes. But then on the grave will be written "He was a good, unrestrained relative, it is a pity that he lived so little".

What a shit it was last night!? to
The mix:
Kukolko: Is it normal to end a love night with the phrase "blah, I sleep"?? to
Mix: If it is after 4 times, at 6 in the morning, and at 8 to get up to work, then YES! This is more than normal!

Are you a humanitarian or a technician?
I am a specialist in mathematical linguistics.
Is he like a bisexual?
Like a snowman in hell.

To buy something unnecessary, you must first sell something unnecessary. We have no clients!

The veteran game:

DR.C: I saw the demotivator "We are from that generation that installed games from disks". Oh wow, I was surprised. We installed games with discs. The disc, Carl I will never forget this feeling when the archive of the game on 7-8 discs and you unpack and pray that none of them are broken, then the game will not be.)

And we set our games like this – you turn your face to the tree and shout, “Once, two, three, four, five, I’m going to look for you. Whoever does not hide is not my fault!and "

14 rolls of toilet paper, 5 liters "Baylis", sweaters, hats, towels and oranges. All this couple from Surgut tried to take out in two suitcases when displacing from a Turkish hotel.
The staff of one of the resorts in Alanya watched for a week as a Russian man and woman dragged the hollow "Baylis" from bar to room. By the drink. The nurses wondered where toilet paper disappeared every day. The Rolls. The gardener to the reception that the flowers were ripped out in the garden. with the root.
Before leaving the hotel, the guards forced the couple to open their suitcases. Everything stolen was carefully arranged. Bailey is poured into plastic bottles. Apples and oranges are packed in bags. Shoes, hats, towels and toilet paper were lying on top. The roots of the flower are soaked with water.
The Turks came up with the most terrible punishment: forced to pay for the contents of the suitcases at the market price, and then released on the plane.

Walking past a club called "Orpheus"
The main thing is not to look back when you leave.

In ancient Russia, courts were made of bark. Hence the word "ship"
It seems that the word also reflects the quality of these ships.

I have strong nerves, and all because of the fact that I once had a neighbor - a fool. Almost every day I woke up instead of the alarm from the screams of type "Help, the car broke"\Telephone clings"". But of all the exhausting cries leading "AAA SHOULD HAVE A BOSS OF USE, THIS IS NORMAL????". So all these meditations are complete nonsense. Make yourself an idiot, and in a month you will be able to turn the mountains with a brick face.

She had wonderful eyes - not beaten, not painted

McLaren has issued new allegations on the subject of doping against Russia, this time he accused Russian footballers. Not those attacked. No one in the common sense believes that doping footballers can run so slowly.

From beauty to ugliness, one injection of Botox.

I watched the following picture this morning: a man came to Hover with his aunt in special clothes. They walked around the courtyard and wrapped large holes in squares and measured something there. After they left, a man in shoes came out and completed the smaller pitches. A brigade of workers.

“Assad is preparing a new chemical weapon in Syria, whether he wants it or not,” the White House said.

There will be beer, there will be chips.
There will be chips, there will be chips.
Hm, you have won.

Recently, many large companies have been opening up developments in the field of neural networks. Are they not approaching the end of the world and the coming of the Antichrist?
Zeus and Perun are not allowed.
Zzzz: Well then it’s okay.

If long and patiently, sitting on the bank of the river, you can see how it will float with a bowl of strawberries in its legs.

DR.C: A serious state institution, in fact a monopoly in the sphere of project inspection involving budget financing. There is a whole expert and analytical department... and which does not see the difference between profit and revenue. I have everything.

Prose fund for men 100 000 - 60 000 - 30 000
for women 60 000 - 30 000 - 15 000
Distance is the same
Equality in Action, Ch.
Q: In the sense of equality?
Like heresy the same, but the aunt will give less.
Do you not notice strange things?
M: Although the fact that the organizer seems to like to look at men in a shirt rather than girls in a swimsuit makes you think, yes.
Can I steal this phrase and use it?

and Yashenka

On some holiday, whether New Year or March 8th, they sat at the table at work, and it suddenly came about the ovaries - who loves what. It turned out that for this simple dish in the vast majority is acceptable a single sacred recipe. Someone fries eggs only with tomatoes, someone with green onions, someone with one and the other, someone with bread, someone with sausages, etc. The infinite diversity. The degree of baking of the ideal ovary and the type of oil used should also be only specific and no other. The winner was an employee who, in a family of three people, each roasted an egg for himself, exclusively according to his individual recipe, with his own preferences and on his own individual bowl.