Arwen: I sit on the internet, I don’t touch anyone. Here in Skype comes the message "mam, bring toilet paper, ended"
Arwen: The 21st Century, fucking

This is fate already...

We walk with the girl every night, and it happens that we brake and start kissing. And it always happens for some reason where, if you look around, there are garbage tanks. Today, we stopped, crushed, joked and surprisedly looked around - there is no rubbish in the 500-metre circle and, accordingly, it is not visible. Only a light surprise passed - a garbage car runs out of the corner and brakes at 5 meters.

Delivery and EPT

Photo of the girl:
I would prefer without a corset.
xxx: but it performs the important task of feeding the breasts straight into the brain

You remember, when you walked, Vasya was surprised that on the crossings little time is given to pedestrians - the type of grandmothers will not have time.
YYYY: well
Oh yeah, that’s the hell!
I have a crossroads on the way to the store, which I do not have time to move to the green light on a bicycle!!! to

Alena: Here you are already sleeping, and I watch from the balcony as the bridegroom plunged the bride into the oak, the white jumped on the petard for a wedding salute and committed suicide, and the fat girl in a green dress cries right in the middle of the open pool of Akia Alenushka. And the balloon with the basket, picked up by six guests, for some reason sat on the tree tree, and they somehow screamed complaining from there. On the plaque at the entrance of the hotel is written - the wedding of Irma and Kosti. I think everything in the life of Irma and Kosti will go wrong. It is sad, cha :)

Looking out the files on the comp, I found the folder "Temporary here".

How naive I was.

You need to rest in the summer. Have you been somewhere?
222 is yes. There was a day at the cemetery.

Riga, the day of the New Wave disco. The hour of night. The tram has no number in front, completely empty (as if he was going to the depot), sat in it and decided to ask the driver.

Traffic in the Depot?
No, the usual route.
I: You just don’t have a number in front.
Driver: Why is it not? can not be.
I: So... no...
Who of us is drunk, you or I?! to

He stops, opens the door, runs out of the tram.

The driver is really not!!! to

It was scary to go after that.

Fuck you, fucking Bob! As far as I can remember, it’s a cheap Samsung Taskal. If anything, he showed the cops, and they just hit him with his fucking car.
YYY: Well and what? He did right. I’ve been buying a shit phone for a long time too.
xxx: but that yesterday we were caught by two robbers: they started demanding everyone to get out of their pockets. So this fucking first put a blow to the head, and the second loaded the right in the heels.
HGH: Attention question: Nahuya cat bayan????)

XXX: I am beautiful, thin, slender;)
YYY: And judging by the last you are a courtier
XXX What?? to
YYY: How you eat - so we talk.

The calendar with the clocks impose on Andrew the effect "Return of Parents". Andrei gets +50 to the speed of cleaning and durability of garbage.

I decided to play the wedding with my girlfriend. In the list of guests my nephew (6 years old).
I: Well, Miss, do you have a dress for my wedding?
M: Yes, there are such short pants, the shirt is blue, and on the face of the SUPERMAN MASK and in the hands of the sword is huge!!! to
I: Mishan, let you come to me like this boy

on the forum an old authoritative biker (A) teaches a young man (M):
A: Let’s finally tell you, babes, that the superbike is for you.
Not a chopper. This device is specifically dangerous.
M: So why? The important thing is how to ride it. If I am,
For example, I will sit on your litre sport and drive slowly.
Well, I shoot, I will allow the car to 30 km so, nothing terrible.
Did not happen?
A: Yes, you will have blood from your nose with a fountain!
M is yes? CHO is why?
A: I’m going to fuck you all!

from discussing the distribution of the opening of the Olympics on torrents (compare commentators on different channels):
by Alex.Om
Eurosport: *Nearly a whisper* "Aaaah, look what a beauty! Oh good guys! Wauauau! They are very good."
Sport 1 (Guberniev): * on emotions* "Yes, you just look!!!! * silence* (seemingly matters, the microphone turned off) Yes I...!! You are...!! The EP! Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! It is beautiful!! Here are the trolls!! This is so unimaginable!! Aaaah! OOOOOOOOOOO!!" ) )
First: "Sorry for interrupting you. I interrupt you too. Sorry again, but I will interrupt you..." PPC!!! to
There was a moment at the first:
And here we see 5 tubes at the stadium.
I am going to fix it, six.
And I will fix you, seven of them!

xxx: I already, as a well-deserved poffigist of the USSR, have all gone by.
The USSR collapsed two years before you were born.
HHH: Yes, I have a poof

Wife: I have my legs turning.
Calcium is lacking. Or the calcium.
Wife: What other potassium?
The cyanide...

How was the first date?
You are all hackers, why did you introduce me to him?
XHH: What is it?
ууу: in the evening we walked along the shore, gave me flowers, was very nice, I fell in love, pulled home, he settled on my bookcase, well, I think he also loves to read, well, just a dream, and he with the words "sorting should not be by name, but by size" half the evening put my books. You still ask what happened? So, Denis, nothing happened, not even a kiss to say goodbye.

I like the news of Rambler.

Anti-pedophiles will force the owner of “VKontakte” “to hang on a liana”.
The next:
A gorilla male hanged in a Czech zoo.

Skipper-Beast: In short, yesterday at four o’clock everyone gathered to congratulate the enikeys, and I said I won’t go, because they’re all stupid and their hands all grow from their ass. After half an hour, two of these beard-bearers come, telling me to finish the session, they need to change the components in my system. I quietly push them out of the system from under the table, move my leg towards them, and continue to work. They are in shock. Then I push out the shelf with the keyboard, and behind it Sony swings up with a megaphone whistle, to which everything is connected. Imagine, these fools did not notice that I have been working this way for six months, and I did not go out at all in their bowl!

X: I cut my hair.
Y: These eyes were