I was almost scared here recently. I sit at night in the palisadnik in the chair of the crawler, in the headphones from the tablet I look at the abode of evil 1. The moment where Mila Jovovich runs on some tubes and her feet are caught by zombies. At this moment, the yoghurt sucks up to me and ticks my naked nose into my naked foot. A whole bunch of feelings!

Yesterday night, a girl with a big bust fought with me. She went into the elevator with me, and I unwittingly looked at her breasts.
She suddenly asked:
Young man, can you finally push?
Something went wrong here...

Old quotes in the light of the 21st century
GMO has escaped...

I add :
The complete absence of sexual life is not when you have not had sex for more than a year, but when you dream of porn, then you do not participate in it, but look through the hole.

... sincerely wondering what the shit is happening and why all this needs to be done

XXX: I also have my boss.
xxx: how I look at the command line and rush every minute
xxx: ninja alt-tab, ept. 9 of Dan.

XXX: What are you doing tonight?
Tagged: fucking
XXX in the evening?
Tagged: fucking
Okay, what about the day?
YYY: Find out how

Spam is coming:
If you read it, your customers will read it! ......
Before I had time to press delete, the thought dimmed:
I removed it, my clients will remove it too.

X: Every morning the mayor of the city of Debaltsevo comes to the entrance to the city and checks whether the letter "D" has not been stolen from the stella;
Y is
The candidate in the measures of the city of Debaltsevo promises to raise the standard of life in the city to such a level that you will have to change the letter "D" in the name to "For"

Sleep well here.
and thy.
and thy.

This year, there were flies on the 24th floor.
Is it a high altitude option or are they flying in oxygen masks?

About this:

On the street:
Little girl: how long is it?
The elderly: not five or seven.
Q: Is it two things?

I was 24, I heard this joke for the first time 10-15 years ago, on television, and it was pronounced by Yevgeny Petrosyan himself.