This type of customer calls.

Dima: Chela has a second apartment for the crazy, and he chooses the boiler there.

Dima: the main criterion is how many bodies can wash in the shower

Melamori (13:50:57 29/07/2010)
I adjust the adjustments. See what I am listening to?

Diman (13:51:22 29/07/2010)
Melamory
Status of:
Galina takes in the mouth of the horse [13:48]

Melamori (13:51:37 29/07/2010)
O_O

How is life young?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: On which side? In good but in bad?
YYY: as always
XXX: How is it always?
YYYYYYYYYYYY

At work today I had a nightmare that I slept at work

Q: I am the fucking destroyer of myths!
Q: I decided to check out the joke "Wow, strawberries!" Sulled the cat the remains of strawberries with milk.
Summer, the heat...
Q: On the third day the experiment had to be interrupted, and the oatmeal sent to the toilet - from the bowl when the four-legged approached clearly "Wow, cat!" :(

I bought my grandmother an alarm clock today, a cute one, with a large scanner and ringing loudly. In the store, it was naturally taken and checked as a knot, and then put in a box and packed in a beautiful envelope. I sit down and hear him ticking in the package and think, melting, and what will I do when he sounds? O_O

IMP
He went to the therapist, examined him and said he was so thin? But take Lecha and lick it, I am a single man, I have no wife, and I eat pasta. And patient with the nurse let's remember who they are not married there, took a leaflet and a bunch of phones recorded)

question on one of the resources mail.ru (both girls)

chokolatuz: Please tell us how to set a password on the computer when enabled, if possible more detailed

KudrYAvaYA: Press "off" and then click on the image above. If you are smart then click "back" and there you choose. Make a password!

Do you have a tattoo under your chest?
Better make the sun around the nipple :D
I want under my chest.
XXX: Will it be seen?
Yyy: You are licking my breasts

Crown
And at all. A different gay is a soul-man, and some naturals are such piddars.
Crown
My former provider, for example.
Crown
What a satellite. It even has a name - "The Internet Rainbow"

How can you show such movies to a child?! to
CCC: Well that is. The bodies are not so many. In addition, from fear he hides under the blanket and falls asleep.

Theme 4: Blind
[NazDar]: What has happened?
Just standing on the balcony, I saw a falling star...
Why is that fucking? and :)
[VN4]: Yes, because the first thing that came to my mind instead of desire is:"Torturing"...

A colleague loudly reads the headlines and comes to news that by 2070, abnormal heat could become the norm. There is a full cry of admiration from the far corner of the office:
and follows! You will go out anyway!

Die Kirsche: I still understood such a thing... there is nothing more pleasant at work when you give the bullshit to someone who previously gave it to you.

Slonick: told a story to colleagues about how he recently unfreezed meat, forgot it in the microwave and smelled awful. A hundred such:
I also forgot the sardines on the window.
Maybe your neighbors loved you for that.
...and then it turned out that it was not the sardines smelled, but the neighbor... has been lying dead for three days. His knee is called.

RNM
I would talk about this test with great pleasure.
With the composer
or psychologist

XSM
Or with a psychologist.

I am depressed with chocolate ice cream.
Is ice cream in depression too?
XXX is yes. We are depressed together and whatever it hurts, I eat it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The top of humanism!

discussing the fact that a girl has problems with boys because she is a pathologist.
Pathologist classy profession, I also wanted to go to study in medicine, so the parents did not let =) sent to the pedagogical. For me, it is easier with bodies than with children.

“Stay, you just said we don’t see you anymore?
Buy a ice cream.

Why did you come to meet Odmin with your wife on the Sysadmin day?
2: She has me too.
Heh, and what will it go by?
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