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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101137
 29.07.2014
How well things go in the company, you can understand by the availability and quality of toilet paper in the variety)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101136
 29.07.2014
But let’s ask, is there someone who wasn’t beaten as a child?! to
No headscarves, no belts, no ears to pull!? to

I have at least two such friends from different cities. When she told me about this part of her childhood, both of them looked at me with shaken eyes:
How is? Are you beaten? Is it your mother?!! was?? It cannot be!!! to
By the way, they grew up unshaken, helped parents, learned well.
So it happens differently.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101135
 29.07.2014
There were many posts about the punishment of children... About the necklaces, the belt, the ear to take off...
Do you want to hunt or raise a child? Body punishment was widely used in the past.
As a father of two children, I know: you will say three times - don't lie down, you get dirty, no, it will still work out, it will get dirty, and then you'll stand with your eyes. Hunting to crack - ruined clothes.
Two things I want to say:
1) Do not peel children then, at home, they will not put anything in their heads. If you need to crack it immediately, but sometimes it really needs to.
Nothing educates as much as responsibility. transported things dirt - ahead with soap to wash and wash. I smoked – correct it. Very effective, take notes and punish children less often.
Be happy and give happiness to your children.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101134
 29.07.2014
This is:
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Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?
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Because the carpenter wrote from the heart, and the repairers pay for every repair.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101133
 29.07.2014
The doctor cried and listened carefully. When the flow is exhausted, he asks:
How did you get upstairs, on foot or in the elevator?
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Strangely enough, this is not always an indicator. We had a grandmother-caregiver on the site with the first group of disabilities just for orthopedic matters. Many caregivers from the second barely crawl around their apartment, and on the street only accompanied, and this periodically met: a truss with a sleeve and itching to the bus stop so that you need to catch up with the run. Once organized the social center "fir-fir-fir!" for the fact that the placed free costume in the TSS gave "black, which does not fit the summer dress and in general some MAN!" :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101132
 29.07.2014
I wonder:
by this:
The Distant Sufferers:
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xxx: Going to the toilet at work is like playing "three fingers": "Try to guess which cabin today has toilet paper?"
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Keep the roll on your table like the grandmothers hold the pads. Wear it with you when you go to the toilet.
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Lord, maybe it's time to understand that at work to the toilet you just need to suck, and dirt at home? Do you not mind yourself?
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That is to say, if it is hard at work - all, sit until the evening suffer? You can immediately push the graffiti rod into the ass, the diamond will be at the exit. Well, and so, pure nonsense: half of the population of the planet needs toilet paper and then suck too.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101131
 29.07.2014
How do you know that the blue molded cheese is broken?
I am serious.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №101130
 29.07.2014
and Bryansk. The Soviet area. The morning. Going to work. The road runs through the city of Zaggs. I see a man jumping out of the door glowing of happiness, a cell phone in his hands, and from it it is “I am free, like a bird in the sky”... I looked at him with a slightly flattering look, and he looked at me, floating in a smile: “I have split up!”... Happiness, it is different for everyone)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101129
 29.07.2014
I am fucking
Sild: I understand, of course, that he is on vacation and he has matters more important than answering my questions.
Sild: But we have some sort of dialogue.
Clean the closet, door and crane.
What kind of cabinet? three of them. Is it the door where the pen fell or the one that the elephant took away from the chain? What crane, do we not have a crane?
The elephant has escaped.

Fuck you know what to do.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101128
 29.07.2014
Q: What does the red blue drawing mean in the weather forecast?
You will be lucky ".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №101127
 29.07.2014
XXX: What is a carpet?

Yyy: Well the carburators too ))))

XXX: What are they doing?? to

YYY: preparing a fuel-air mixture

Are you cooking German? And the Borges?? to

yyy: no, borst is prepared by other devices, more capricious at work and hundreds of times more difficult to set up

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101126
 29.07.2014
of Kaliningrad. The news. Residents of the area were allowed to demand the improvement of the quality of medicine.
No, this is beyond good and evil!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101125
 29.07.2014
xxx: "softwear"
yyy: type, soft clothes?
I think there’s also hardwear. Hard clothes.
YYY: Yeah, the ring is there
xxx: By the way, in this terminology then sharewear will be the ballowers.)))
Zzz: What about freewear?
XXX is naked.
ZZZ: Logical

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101124
 29.07.2014
by MV:
After the poisoning, he gave himself everything he could. The neck was tight. I asked my father to massage.
My father’s hand is heavy and massages well.
I say to Mom:
You need to massage your neck every night.
Mother :
I ask every night, but my father refuses.
I think thoughtfully:
I am afraid of suffocating :D

I’m glad my mom has a sense of humor. My parents would have drowned me long ago.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101123
 29.07.2014
4 of PDA. News "5G support will appear by the end of the decade"
Yenot: in 2020 5G Internet...MTS "SuperBit": 100MB per day for only 200 rubles per month

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101122
 29.07.2014
bogomol: today brought home to my daughter delicious: biscuits. I wanted to delight the child. The child ate, pressed and cried, because Mishek was very sad.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101121
 29.07.2014
When a man loses weight, he does not weigh. He’s just cutting new holes in the belt.
YYY : All of them. I am starting to marry.
YYY: Scalability and scalability.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101120
 29.07.2014
I went to Camazing Sex. The video begins - two men stand in mashed combes...

Is it gay? 😉

and worse. They beat the hour fucking with the repair of the Camaz.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №101119
 29.07.2014
My father is 65 years old, but he looks 50-55. He stands at the station smoking and the girl approaches him further a short dialogue.

Do you want to rest?
I am not tired yet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101118
 29.07.2014
Vit_90: shit, not work and a fairy tale: eaten, slept + home caught what lies bad...
Chapter 22: Where Are You Working?
Vit_90: admin in the Balkans
Sassuola72: Vitaly ! to
Vit_90: Alexander Nikolaevich? to

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