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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143459
 29.07.2017
The main rule when building: more foam - stronger walls!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143458
 29.07.2017
German butcher Peter Klassen will introduce meat drinks to the market.

To prepare such a cocktail, a man boils meat with vegetables in a bouillon, and then crushes it to the consistency of cocoa. After this, the liquid is packaged in bottles and sterilized.

The cocktail will be presented in three flavors: "Stack", "Bombay beef" and "Royal Chicken".

The Voot! Do not eat after 6 o’clock – drink.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143457
 29.07.2017
"In the Dusseldorf? and tourism? seriously?and "

First, it is a three-year-old boy.
Second, if you forget about stereotypes, then Tajikistan is also the most beautiful mountains of Pamir, crystal clear lakes with glacial water, natural thermal springs, kilometre-long green slopes, as well as ancient original culture and friendly people (far away from big cities). And all this at a price that is quite expensive for the European, as my friends-foreigners who spent their holidays there often and with pleasure did not get tired of being surprised. Service, of course, zero - but much more interesting than rolling between the bar and the pool in the hotel of popular resorts.

[ + 27 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143456
 29.07.2017
I am a grandmother at 40. And I’ll reveal to you a secret: make up with creams, don’t make up – if you’re not an alcoholic or a drug addict, you’ll look roughly the same as your average parents looked at your age. You can’t get genetic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143455
 29.07.2017
Fateful Fifth: Yuri finally fucked up
Fateful Fifth: came drunk from the feast, said "I must finally do it", grabbed my manicure pieces of needles from the mommy cactus and bit him
Fateful Fifth: shrugged, spit, said "bitter"
Fateful Fifth: Now he sits and thinks about what to cook him so that it's normal
Fateful Fifth: Fuck, I'll tell Mom when she'll come from Yalta?

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143454
 29.07.2017
Borrow from history"Scopy pays twice", this is how you carry the Soviet mentality into the masses. One thing is to pay a fee as a thank you for the service you liked. The other is to constantly lubricate-feed someone, "contract". This is how the infamous corruption will grow, as long as people like you spread such views not even at the level of small government representatives, but at the level of service personnel.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143453
 29.07.2017
I had to quickly find a couple of articles that used the universal T-helper epitope p2, its amino acid sequence - QYIKANSKFIGITEL. Google found, but suggested: "Maybe you were looking for: GIKANSK FIGITEL". Not at all, but I searched for it afterwards.
So here.
There is neither gigantic nor figured.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143452
 29.07.2017
> the factory where the refrigerators of Birussa, a defense enterprise, and the refrigerators you there missiles can offer, not a pot.

On the defense enterprises of a certain tension there are very powerful presses, with the help of which (surprise!) It is possible to make excellent high-quality enameled dishes. And to install them separately for the sake of the production of dishes no one will: they are very expensive. So the pot on the defense plant is the least fantastic part of this story. In the USSR, almost all of its enamelled dishes were a “side-product” of the WPC, which had the corresponding production capacities.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №143451
 29.07.2017
Police detained a man riding on a self-propelled machine.
........................................................................................

Attempts to "unusually rest" immediately became somewhat dull and boring.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143450
 29.07.2017
- check the air conditioning in this room, on the 3rd day of stay in it was found a melted condom!!And he still hangs there!! to
- Under the bed, our dust is constantly looking for, but this is what we were looking for in the air conditioner?? to
and a condom. And they found!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №143449
 29.07.2017
Do you think that everyone is equal and all are sexually attracted by the same thing?

No, everyone is different. But here your dear "naturals" (or rather, 90% of those), beer stomachs, swollen cheeks and hanging asses will definitely not attract any gay. About the bushy "disappeared Indiana Jones" grown everywhere just silent. There are those who love "happy" But it is clean and not smelly.
so relax, no matter how much you went to the pool - never in the dressing room even a shadow of excitement experienced. With libido, everything is normal.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143448
 29.07.2017
Oh! The issue of printing went. I will share my own. Once a long time worked on the "running line", Among the other scams made by our girls, the best remembered two - Baranaul (public Barnaul) and the city's cinemas are waiting for you. I remember clearly how our chief oral: "What fucking?!And we were roaring like horses and could not answer.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143447
 29.07.2017
Siddhartha with a celebration! Women, men, boys, girls – you are all Sisadmin!! to
Nothing falls and life gives!! to


[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №143446
 29.07.2017
This is:
Why "Zadolba!Li" releases five stories a day instead of ten?"

Because the other five are throwing right here and arranging them out of bats.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143445
 29.07.2017
Saratov, master class on marketing anti-technologies from a guy from hiring gyroscooters on the prospectus:

"Ride our gyroscooter with your child, if it is, of course, your child". Gyroscopes for 10 minutes - 100 rubles. For you in a strap cap - 50 rubles". "Ride on our gyroscooters at least out of Asian solidarity!". "Hey, informal hairy, gyroscouters 10 minutes - 100 rubles". "Stand up, my hairy friends, let’s go ride the gyroscopes". "It is better to ride a gyroscooter than to give in to a barbecue with pizza".

And the instructions from the manager: "You speak louder, or you do not understand what you are saying".

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143444
 29.07.2017

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