If you add the word "general" to all the posts in the staff schedule, the secretary will win the most.

The morning. The office. The employee has a cell phone. Conversation on one side.
Yes I listen.
......
- Man, you are wrong with the number, but if you and the boss explain what I am now, you will get hit.
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Opening the window to the street is not enough. You have to cut off the telecast, and then lie as if the road is in a traffic jamming!

- They say that the residents of the multi-storey buildings will be obliged to pay for anti-terrorist protection.
- Now, probably, they will be hiring landers in concierge.
Something tells me that for this money grandmothers buy whistles. It looks like buying a tank.