Our Siddhars are so strange. You never know what to talk about.
They fought a lot today.
One screams Where am I wrong? Where is?
The second answer is Where? In the core!! He knocks on his head with his fist.

An advertisement on the website for the sale of pets:
"very kind and affectionate kitten loves to play, learns to the bowl and to dry food)"

Jerald: This ugly cat has settled right next to the printer and breaks my drawings right at the exit.

A cat stunned, and the internet turned off in a minute. I am sorry, gods of Admin, for the holy thing has been bitten.

Kare: I want to die
Go and buy a tomb.
Kare: I have no money.
Loans: You do not have to lend.

Go to the object... at Gazelle...
At the KP stops the haishnik(G)... Mordasty such... Appeals to the driver(B):
Are you the whole team again?
A – Yes...
Again with papers and sober?
B – Of course...
G (going out of the car) - When you already start to buckle...

Probably not quite in the topic, recalled a recent case.
I was driving in a steep SUV, a very respectable lady, a professor of the Moscow Conservatory, a doctor of art and a really unrealistic wise woman, and told me something. Her speech sounded approximately as follows: "Honestly, I am not very close to the interpretation of Skryabin Sofronitsky - in my opinion, his aesthetic worldview... WHERE CHESH, KOZEL SRANY???... slightly do not coincide with the author’s ideas on the interpretation of works, especially early... Fuck, not sleep, your mother!!!... period of creation, in part..." (and etc.) is

xxx:Park..in google translator from Russian to Tajski word life translates as Buhay
Yyy: What a native he is, this Taalsky...

When I come, everything will change. Bush is beautiful, handsome.
Can cowards also wear clean clothes?
What are you? what are you dirty?
He:...how can you say...and in some pants to go to work for three weeks without washing so you can’t?
She: Definitely not!! to
It is a pity that he went to record.

My mom burned today. I sit reading a book. Mother comes in.
Let me take a picture of you! As if you are smart!

I go on the bus in the morning, I see one house on the bench Hannuriki sitting. A little blue after yesterday.
They laughed all over the street. They tell each other:
Do you remember when we came home drunk yesterday?
Noah and what?
Let’s go on the big ones! Well, sit down, go: I-something, and you right along the road. Between the trucks he lavished, then on a narrow edge, then zigzagged past all the columns along the sidewalk.Then he drove to the calice, tears from the big, could not open the tick and there fell.

M: He who says that putting a blanket in a carpet is the worst punishment, probably never smoothed the curtains.

My brother is a fourth grade. The evening. I sit and play dead space, little doing English lessons - translation.
B: Listen to me
I: Well... (without paying attention)
How do I translate "bear"?
Tagged with: "beer"

The next day his teacher calls me and carries my brain. It turns out this gifted man thought in translation to write something like "Summer in the forest everyone loves: fox, rabbit and beer".

Why didn’t you call me today?
YYY: I... I don’t know... I don’t know how to avenge)))

Try for a person who does not like you, every time you remember him, give him the imaginary most luxurious (or especially good) gift, imagining how he is happy, and you will see that he will treat you better as you do to him.

Commentary :
Aaaah... I can’t. Shaw presented it. I give Hammer to this man. And he was delighted! Honestly so, really so! The Satisfaction! And I approach him like... iii... on a frog with an elbow on a shit!
The first attempt failed, though.

I was reading the Fallout Encyclopedia. And there he found information about the 69 shelter, which was housed by 1,000 women and only one man. Would you not be in that man’s place? and :)
It was like we met yesterday, God. There would be a thousand lesbians and one sad onanist.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What do you do?Is the status sad?( by
WOW : WOW! I was fighting with my wife.)
HHH: Is it so?
WOW: Yes, she said that I don’t know how hard it is for her, that I can’t put myself in her place, etc.
HH: And now what?
WOW: now suggested to change the dressing places: she is now in the kitchen trying to repair the crane, which in the morning turned, and I lie on the couch, hive the cake and read women's forums...
I suffer because they don’t understand me 😉

It’s a pity that I can’t put a point in the caps().

rsdn

M: I heard that Peter's programmers in code instead of border - porebrik
Z: Peter's programmers don't have a shaurma, but a shaverma, which is also a principle.
V: And instead of button's – bulka's?
Q: And also in the Petersburg Sisadmin bridges of divorce...

Of the two evils, we often choose what is more common.