We lived in a private house, our chickens. Once we sat down for lunch, and Mom just made a chicken. I’m hysterical and that’s not all. The chicken was sorry, then they said it wasn't ours, I immediately stopped crying and started eating with an uncomfortable look)) π¶

During my school years I frequently walked lessons. Only his father knew that he had his mouth in the castle. As usual, the mother, despite all the oaths of the father, soon learned about the violation.

After a couple of such coincidences, I decided to check the father’s honesty. I went to school, and when he called me on the change, I said I stayed at home. In the evening, when the whole family was gathered, my mother asked me why I wasn’t in class. I made a surprise face and showed a diary with assessments.

That’s how I calculated my mom’s spy.



P.S. I’m still flying because it’s not good to fool adults.

According to the plot of the cartoons, Ariel is the daughter of King Triton, and Hercules is the son of Zeus. King Triton is the son of Poseidon, who, according to Greek mythology, is the brother of Zeus. This makes Hercules and Ariel close relatives.
YYY: According to Greek mythology, which is the primary source, on the Olymp there is continuous corruption and bloodshed.

a, I am a political scientist, built bridges, now I sell fast building structures))))

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Here is the mystery of the falling bridges in the Far East. And the fast building is not "Zenite Arena" at the time?

The Moscow Council in the final reading approved the law on the reduction of the tax on non-residential premises for individuals. Reduce the tax on apartments. And the puzzle is simple: in the Moscow market due to weak demand depended thousands of unsold squares of apartments and half of the deputies share in some developer company. They are servants of the people.

xxx: And we had a check on which servers are connected by dragging the rubbers.
xxx: The overseas broke over the seventh tenth, life taught him how to hide from retaliation, but did not teach him that because of the research interest, it is not worth pulling rubbers during working hours.

I bought a fitness bracelet. I slept with him at night. I woke up in the morning and watched the stepmeter showing 600 more steps than I did in the evening. Shit, I am scared...

I am sitting in a line to the doctor today, watching the calendar hanging on the wall in front of me. The brain is stuck to the phrase "safe when used as intended". I began to think about how it could be unsafe to use the calendar. Draw: pull out the spiral, curl the wire and pierce that someone's eye. Or squeeze with the same wire. Or cut out papers. to feed them. In the eye, again, you can weave the corner of a cardboard hat.
Is it time for a psychiatrist?
Go to the neurologist.
You are on the right path, comrade Sadist!

I disagree...

Luntik is a child version of Alien, Predator and other cosmic creatures.

You won’t believe, but Luntik is a moon bee!
Why not make it at least a bit like a bee - a question to the artists of this cartoon.

And where have you seen other lunar bees to assert the artist’s misconduct?

All the males are goats, but there are two kinds: some stick, others do not notice.

The story of an unhealthy grandfather.
I did not find my grandfather. He died before I was born. The story of his youth was told to me by his father.

It was about 1918-1920. The revolution divided the people. Some were for the red, some for the white, some for themselves. Grandfather was for the "red", although he originated from the egg Cossacks, as he said of himself. It may have been affected by the genes of the prapra (many times) grandfather - a Polish, a participant, apparently, of the Kostyushko uprising, sent for this to the Ural.

My grandfather was a boy at the time. The "Red" gave him a mandate, a mauser and sent him to one of the villages to collect the harvest from the peasants and transport it to the city. In the field of this grandfather did not seem to be diligent, but the story is not quite about that.

Once swimming in the river, my grandfather met a local village guy. We talked, word for word, made friends. Take the guy and confess:
If you knew who I was, you’t talk to me.
What would this be? Grandfather was surprised.
And since I am Popovich, the son of the village pop.
And what about that! Grandfather was upset.
In short, the young defender of the revolution showed class myopia. They have been friends with two boys since then.

At that time, the mood and power changed rapidly. The Cossacks changed their minds to support the Soviet power. The councils dispersed. The revolutionaries were shot. The rides began to ride around the villages, catching and shooting (and hanging) captured representatives of the "red" power.

It was my turn to my grandfather. The Cossacks took him out. placed on the wall. The clothes have been built and prepared. My grandfather said that he was a young man, a fool, not afraid of anything. Only the sky remembered – blue. The sun is soft, warm. It was a good day, Gogol.

The Holy Father came out to the Cossacks. Not just out, but in full dress. With an icon in salary, and with prayer. And he turned to the Cossacks with a speech, saying, What do you, Herodes, do. A guy, he said, though with a mandate and a mauser, but he did no harm to anyone, he did not atrophy like others. You will now squeeze him and leave, and we will send another instead of him, and it is not the fact that it is better. And worse, that is for sure.

In short, confessed the father of the Cossacks. The elder called the grandfather, pulled him down from his soul across his back and ordered him to run away from his eyes. My grandfather was alive. This time.

What is this story about? I think that in life, regardless of beliefs and circumstances, you always have to remain a decent person.

The son rejoiced, "Dad, and religious wars are when people kill each other to find out who has a better imaginary friend?"

I went to work to the pathologist, and there is a young man sitting. He saw me and said, say, what a beautiful girl came to them, and what a beautiful dress, probably underneath him, the figure is even more beautiful. I told him that it was possible, but he would not see it because it was not in my taste. He was not confused, looked around me from foot to head and said with a smile, "Nothing, my time will come."

From the window I see a picture: two girls aged 15-16 and a guy of Roma, he is 20 years old. Roma asks something diligently (not to disassemble from the window), the girls answer him and so sweetly cuddle, smile) one hair temptingly removes, the other sits closer. They seem to dream that Roma invites them on a date. They just don’t know that Romchik is registered at a local psychiatric hospital. He thinks he works in the police as an investigator and he interrogates everyone he meets.

When I was 10, my mom wanted to take us somewhere in the car.

I sit in his ninth, knocking on the door. M is a man. I am I.

Do you have a refrigerator at home?

I: Well yes I have.

Q: Do you close it too?

I: (remembering our Soviet refrigerator and I don’t understand why he asks me this) I push his foot to close it.

The man was confused, apparently failed to get out, said - okay, we went...

How much does it take a man to hold an injection of a six-year-old boy? Apparently more than three..." came to my mind a useful but late thought. Strengthened by a high-precision shock of a sharp knee into your favorite solar plexus. The squeezing buttock blinked before his eyes faster than the spindle of a sewing machine. The entire production was accompanied by unclear pedagogical mates of a puppy, which caught from the heir the castrating puppy in the precious and stored, and the uterine whip of a mommy, whom the beloved child managed to bite for one of the numerous folds on the stomach.

So, at risk for his own health, the life of the young ninja was saved from a wicked cold. Wiping the broken, filled the card. It was hard to contain strong words and colorful expressions. The young hero glittered victoriously with his eyelids and scratched the part of the body affected by health care. The doctor to be beaten by a minor on the call is fast and unproductive. I tried to get into depression, but it didn’t work. Interfering with the urgent patients.

by BES

Do you remember Rome? Who came to me in class 10.
See also: AGA
XX: this defensive of race now protects the "oppressed and disappearing Russians" on the internet, even video shoots
XX: even comic books like country bells paint
WOW: Let’s write in the comments that he is a Marian or who he is there.
He is half Mongol, Sanya.

God is
I arranged a check here for a member of the parliament in the parliamentary assembly...
God is
seemed to be able to withstand the firster, but then failed... unreliable deputies (
Ed
What is a check?
God is
Yes, bags of garbage water do not delay the garbage from the same vegetable cuts.
It was decided inside the package to lay a couple of leaflets with the image of the deputies, so that the moisture was delayed.
A member was working. But then suddenly failed...
At the most unexpected moment, the deputy...
God is
We need to check the people’s voters in fact.

I’m not a Japanese, I’m not a Japanese, I’m not a Japanese, I’m not a Japanese, I’m not a Japanese, I’m not a Japanese, I’m not a Japanese.

The feeling that chemists, creating fragrances for air refreshers, deodorants, etc., when they get the smell is not similar to anything, call it the duty name "Sea freshness".