It is filled with stories about missionaries and other walks in the houses.
Somebody called at my door. The mood is lyrical. On the machine, I approach, open and see before me a large half of the Gypsy camp.
It begins to sound something from the series "we people are not locals... are behind the train" and then this whole salman is squeezed and with eyes the size of a dish the cubar is taken from the third floor. The back presses the front. and panic! No one understands closing the door. And only when I see myself in the mirror I begin to understand the reason for what happened... The fact is that I came back from fishing the day before. The catch was necessary. This was what I struck when they called on the door. A two-metre dick, shaved naked, with a three-day scarf, in a blood-sprinkled jacket, with a teasac and blood-packed hands :)

Only the Russians understand that between "cold" and "cold, fucking" lies at least 25 degrees Celsius.

When there is a normal camera and a black belt on the graph editors, somewhere disappears the ability to blow, spit, tick your finger three times - and that the fucking photo from the phone thanks to a pair of filters accidentally, some unknown hernia and such a mother became an object of the arthouse!

by MikhailOlenin,

You know, when I ride in the Moscow metro, I have the feeling that the iPhone is just the most common phone.

and phillennium,

Most people try to get it in people’s places :)

A: What are you doing?
B: I am sushi
A is Major!
B is fucking! I just like the hoodie.
A: What are you drinking?
B: ordinary water from the crane! is satisfied?
A: Yes
B: Specifically from the filter
A is Major!
B is crazy
A: And you probably sit in the costume for the pizza megatonn backsofy))
B is NO! I am in the dirty rotted settled hoite
A: The poor man!
B to blaze!

It is strange. I sit in the dark, only the monitor lights up and here three flies almost simultaneously sit on the Internet Explorer label.
I think they know 😉

"Internet settings are missing, connect to the Internet to get the settings?"- gives me the phone.
And how it gets, infection.

References to a night club:

I was yesterday in the institution the first and hopefully the last time, I would like to be met at the entrance of the institution less loose and more decently dressed guards. There is no liquid soap and it has never been seen.There are no hooks for bags in the toilet cabins. I haven’t eaten it, thank God.

Did you fucking go there? It is :)

Today the administrator gave a password for logging into the server at work, the password - KalamKakalaKoala
I am his boyfriend.

You have not been in a couple.
Holt: I sat until 4 nights behind the comp, I thought it was too late to go to bed, or I would wake up. But when I was about to go out, it turned out that it was never too late to go to sleep.

xxx: Today in the newspaper, I stumbled upon an announcement-"Pilots are needed for orbital stations".
xxx: I wanted to call and ask "Is it possible to combine with study?"

xxx: I want him to wear me on my arms... and to be hardworking!
Yyy: - go out for the loader!))))

The main final beneficiaries of the Bank “Slavic Credit” today are entrepreneurs: Lili Hikhinashvili, Tengiz Gumbaridze, Seving Ashurova, Paata Gammoneishvili.
The Slavic credit. I would change the name :)

The best porn online! Strike knowledge of theory by lack of practice!

XXX: Who told you this?
YYY: Your acquaintances
xxx: who is it?? to
YYY: You don’t know them.

Wint: You can not smoke in the apartment, and go into the entrance. I smoke by the window. It is already so cold in autumn!
In short, I was sitting on the window floor today, wrapped in a cushion, drinking coffee and thinking about it. Protection of Practice.
Bearded vanilla with Iroquois and tunnels.

1st Hi to!
2nd Hi to!
1st Vitaly, when will you send us 7 tons of shrimp?
2nd Paul, 7 tons I can send tomorrow after payment. You promised to pay today? My name is not Vitaly, but Valery.
1st Valery, I’m sorry, fucking in the shell! I paid the money today (payment dropped to the mail), I am waiting for the shrimp in the warehouse tomorrow. My name is Peter, not Paul. and :)
2nd ;)