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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36720
 29.09.2010
XX: Have you heard of the resignation of Lužkov? I think Medvedev signed the decree because he wants to organize a gay parade.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36719
 29.09.2010
Aaa: I ate 6 kilograms of watermelon. and one. A quiet night.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №36718
 29.09.2010
SenSoreD (22:03:32 28/09/2010)
And now my mosque sits on my knees.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36717
 29.09.2010
I read an essay on the subject "Lermontov":
“Lermontov’s poetry was not only similar to Pushkin’s poetry, but also to Lermontov’s poetry.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36716
 29.09.2010
The iMac on the Hub:
What is the point of buying Maca?
The cultivation is prohibited.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36715
 29.09.2010
The goddess gave me a brain to cope with problems... but I would have lived without a brain and without problems.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36714
 29.09.2010
Once arranged to work as an odmin in one of the Moscow banks. Among other things, I had to go through a lie detector. And as the girls in the human resources department told me, the last seven candidates have dropped on drugs. I thought, I thought, and I was eighth.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36713
 29.09.2010
Additional information: Driving license. "B"; - certificate of assignment of qualification grade in the profession of 3rd grade carpenter, carpenter of 2nd grade.
From the resume to the position of sales manager of the girl 25 years.


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36712
 29.09.2010
Andrew the Cat (19:19) :
I am currently working with the police.med.expert

Helenaiah Aaaaaah (19:19) :
What a nightmare...
Every profession is good, but it scares me.

Andrew the Cat (19:20)
Customers are noisy.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36711
 29.09.2010
xxx: Did you know that Word is fixing "Microsoft Word" on "Microsoft Thief"? X) The biggest self-criticism of the company, really...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №36710
 29.09.2010
I brought the meat!
Katya: We will finally eat normal, human cocktails

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36709
 29.09.2010
The boss burned.
It’s good where we’re not"
I think about myself: "you don’t even know how much you can get there!"))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36708
 29.09.2010
Creative people are needed: actors, photographers, dancers, DJs, tamadas, musicians, clowns, animators, scholars!
xxx: for performances at children's holidays, graduation evenings,
YYY: some nonsense
The children of clowns?
YYY: The rest is normal.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36707
 29.09.2010
I check the customer addresses. Order of names:
Republic - District - Populated area - Street

I read :
Tatarstan - Drozhanovsky - Ubey - Lenin

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36706
 29.09.2010
xh: during the laboratory searched for the signal delay time)
Pride says
Natasha, what is your delay?
When he looked at him, he told him.
There is a day with whom does it not happen?

could no longer work.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36705
 29.09.2010
A acquaintance told...
The newspaper box. A man approaches and says:
Do you have "Intim"?(Who doesn’t know this newspaper)
The only thing left is "Help yourself".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36704
 29.09.2010
One girl at VKontakte in the column "Mobile phone" wrote "To whom she gave, he knows)"
Honestly, I can give you a reference...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36703
 29.09.2010
(In the village near the forest pond, three chiefs arranged fun starts for 2 units)
8-year-old girl runs to the chief and chief, throws on the girl and, hugging, speaks
Anya, we love you so much!
You see, Anton, everyone loves me!
That’s because her breasts are big!
Ah... I already understood that...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36702
 29.09.2010
zombiracer: Dear man under the window with comp "Voffka"
zombiracer and the MSHOME group
Zombiracer: I hope you liked those 800 pictures of bears.
Zombiracer: Otherwise why did you scratch the printer on the entire internet :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36701
 29.09.2010
Posts in Mail with the title
"Dollars want to decorate with bright flowers and a portrait of Obama"

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